God Damn! I Want to Create My Own 12 Step Program
I just found out that the original twelve-step program is based on religion. The steps include stupid shit like turn our will and our lives over to the care of God, have God remove all these defects of character, and improve our conscious contact with God. What a pile of horseshit - well at least it's horseshit for atheists like me.
So I wanted to create my own 12 step program for people who want to quit drinking or shooting up or whatever. But this shit ain't easy. I've only gotten to step five so far and now I have writer's block. Here's what I have so far:
Step one: We can have lots of fun
Step two: Theres so much we can do
Step three: It's just you and me
Step four: I can give you more
Step five: Don't you know the time has arrived
Okay, that was a long way to go for a stupid gag. Fuck it.
Also - Travis's roommate wants to know "What's weirder: gay blacks or gay Asians?"
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August 5th, 2007 - 13:20
My answer to the question: I have gay black friends and I have gay Asian friends. They’re just like my heterosexual friends – pretty fucking weird.
August 5th, 2007 - 16:36
My uncle is like the straightest gay in the world and on the opposite end of the spectrum there are the fairy lady men… even he thinks they’re weird. Regardless of race. It’s just a shock to the system when you see an overly feminine male or overly masculine female.
But I don’t hate!
August 8th, 2007 - 11:06
It freaks me out when you meet a black person with a thick Chinese accent.
August 8th, 2007 - 15:44
actually, far weirder, for me, is Asians from Texas, who have a southern accent. THAT weirds me out.
August 8th, 2007 - 15:44
god my grammar has gone straight into the shitter.
August 10th, 2007 - 17:10
I lived in London for a while & got takeout from a place where they had a thick Asian accent AND a british accent… weird. put me off fried rice for a few months.
September 4th, 2007 - 13:36
The weirdest for me was being in Germany and Asian people speaking to me in German. It toally threw off!