1. 

   Robguy
   August 14th, 2007 - 00:35

   Woot! I’ve lost 80 lbs since moving to Australia. The US has dropped to 42nd in life expectancy mostly due to being fat and having such poor healthcare.
2. 

   oldgreensock
   August 14th, 2007 - 09:24

   I’m getting fat thanks to my new office job and excessive beer intake. I’m going to jog Rocky style to the top of the Art Museum steps at my lunch breaks……And switch it up to vodka and diet tonics. I’ll keep you posted.
3. 

   trouble
   August 14th, 2007 - 10:32

   That is so awesome, Jimmy. I’m happy for you!
4. 

   Ev
   August 14th, 2007 - 11:15

   White man came, across the sea, he brought us pain and misery.
5. 

   the frogster
   August 14th, 2007 - 13:04

   I like to ride my bike to Metallica. The problem is I get a little jazzed up and agressive, so I need to remember that while I may be adrenalized by angry thrash metal, I am still only on a 15 pound bicycle and it would not be a good idea for me to cut off an SUV just because it’s trying to make a right turn just in front of my path.
6. 

   JJ
   August 15th, 2007 - 10:00

   Congrats Jimmy. I want to see that fuck yeah tattoo on some washboard abs.
7. 

   Leon
   August 18th, 2007 - 04:50

   Way to go! See. Not all Americans are fat bastards.
8. 

   mcewen
   August 18th, 2007 - 12:31

   Green tea! Heard about that one, but the rest of it looks far too exhausting to contemplate.
   Cheers and hope it continues
9. 

   Jimmy
   August 18th, 2007 - 14:58

   Thanks everyone!

   I also forgot to mention Metamucil.

   A clean colon and pooping is important!
10. 

    mojotek
    August 20th, 2007 - 10:08

    I was gonna ask about your poop! Is it just green liquid now, or more of an organic pesto paste?
11. 

    Jimmy
    August 20th, 2007 - 21:16

    my poops are glorious!
12. 

    mojotek
    August 21st, 2007 - 12:56

    Jimmy, you didn’t answer my question… green milkshake or more pesto hummus?

    But glorious is good.
13. 

    Jimmy
    August 21st, 2007 - 14:56

    I’m gonna go with a green soft serve.

    I’m an easy glider!
14. 

    Jimmy
    September 6th, 2007 - 21:24

    UPDATE: I lost 10 more pounds.
15. 

    Robguy
    September 6th, 2007 - 21:45

    before and after pics?
16. 

    Jimmy
    September 7th, 2007 - 00:16

    Not yet. I’m still fat!

    I’m 5’8″ and weighed 235.

    I would like to do this “b/a” thing Jared Subway style.

    Related joke of the day: What does a body builder do when the telephone operator puts them on hold?

    Weights
17. 

    Jimmy
    October 8th, 2007 - 16:19

    Lost 10 more pounds.

    I need new belts.

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