Comments on: Straight, Metro, or Gay?

By: JJ

JJ — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 13:02:51 +0000

Really, Alice? How fascinating! Wait. No, sorry. That response was meant for someone else. You are a giant worthless piece of shit.

By: Alice Pilgrim

Alice Pilgrim — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 01:39:25 +0000

One good way I have found for starting online business is through paid blogging sites. If you have a blog that is 90 days old and have a fairly good readership base you can get paid to post advertisements on your blogs. And of course there’s always the old standby of Google Adsense.

By: Dug

Dug — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 11:13:01 +0000

Haha! What a fun idea.

Heineken – for straight guys that don’t know better. Stop drinking that shit, guys!
G&T, mojito and martini – for anyone and everyone.
Cosmopolitan – needs a classification beyond merely “gay”.

Similarly, I think the addition of Miller or Budweiser needs something beyond “straight”. Maybe “Straight and proving it”.
.-= Dug´s last blog ..Sapphire Revelation =-.

By: JJ

JJ — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:41:17 +0000

“Why not just drink what you want?”

Because that’s not funny.

By: Pointless

Pointless — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 13:10:40 +0000

Why not just drink what you want?

By: Daniel

Daniel — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 05:28:21 +0000

i was just wondering if anyone knew if a traditional martini (Gin and dry vermouth) is for gay, bi or straight men. I am nor sure, i think it is for straight men but i am not sure.
thanks

By: Playa

Playa — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 02:09:18 +0000

I agree I would drink all if free. Except for Wine. First off I dont put labels on drinks on if a Man or Woman should drink it. It is ALL alcohol so does it really matter? Everyone is gettin a hella good buzz or even more so who gives a shit what your drinkin? People just drink what they like why whould they have to drink whiskey straight just to be a “man”? It’s all booz let’s just party!

By: Scruffy

Scruffy — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 16:01:25 +0000

I’m pretty far from metro. I think i wear the same 5 or 6 dirty shirts and haven’t combed my hair or given it any attention in at least a year. it’s not “look at me i’m a rocker” messy, it’s just unkempt.

i do agree:

1. Margaritas – fresh lime, shit load of good tequila that i won’t regret the next day is kick ass. order your margaritas with more tequila than lime every time.

2. Wine – nothing gets the job done like wine. tasty to boot.

3. Beer – the old standby. be it in a glass, a boot, a pitcher, a bottle, or mixed with a shot. who gives a fuck what the marketing of the beer is, it’s fucking beer! Every beer has it’s purpose. working in the yard all day, PBR. Want to enjoy something tasty and slow, double IPA. at a bar, whatever the fuck is on draft that’s dark and delicious.

4. Martini – a good opener to prime the system.

Booze is what it is. order what you like. the only thing I hate seeing is when someone orders something complicated like a mojito when the bar is packed and the bartender is thumping.

respect your bartender, aka lifeline to booze.

By: oldgreensock

oldgreensock — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 17:34:53 +0000

First off, I would drink all of them if they were free.

Secondly, I very rarely find myself saying or thinking “Oh my god this is so good I can’t even taste the alcohol” That is gay.

A margarita on the rocks, no salt from scratch is the shit.

“Heinken fuck that shit, Pabst Blue Ribbon”

Red wine rules!

Scotch on the rocks, rocks!

Whiskey shots. Yes please!

Gin n’ tonics kick my ass all over the place for some reason.

White wine, I don’t even like really expensive white wine.

Red Bull n’ Vodka, I’ll drink the Red Bull, then I’ll drink some vodka.

Vodka tonics yum yum yum!

By: trouble

trouble — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 13:36:13 +0000

Amstel Light – METRO
Appletini – Chick drink
Car bomb -Frat boy
Cider – ME (I love the stuff)
Cosmopolitan – Chick drink
Gin and tonic – Frat boy
Heineken – jus a regular guy
Manhattan – people drink these?
Margarita – Just a regular guy
Martini straight up – handle with care, the boy can hold his liquor.
Mint julip – chick drink
Mojito – chick drink
Mudslide – chick drink
Pabst Blue Ribbon – the only kind of beer I like, oddly enough.
Red wine – My drink of choice (and depending on what type, a guy who is either a pretensious idiot or someone who actually knows wine. Or both).
Scotch rocks – Handle with care…the boy will put you under the table. And have gin blossoms at 50.
Vodka Red Bull – Frat boy
Whiskey shot – See above (handle with care)
Whiskey sour – ugh.
White wine – Gayer than gay.

If a guy opts to drink a chick drink, he’s either a lightweight, extremely self-assured, or somewhere between metro and gay. I don’t feel you gave us enough options, so I made up my own.