My bones are made of glass
September 28th, 2007 by JJ
I think I bruised a rib.
And for a couple of days earlier this week, I thought I had broken a bone in my hand… or at least sprained something. Now it’s just a disgusting scab peeling away on my knuckle.
I am a giant pussy. Seriously. You could accidentally step on my toe and I’d end up with five broken bones.
I should buy a giant foam suit to wear when I’m drinking as a preventative measure. Notice I didn’t say that I should stop drinking to the point where I stumble and fall. I’d rather wear the foam suit.
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Ahhhh. Poor JJ. Did JJ hurt his wittle hand. No sex for you then huh?
Man up, weaksauce. How will you ever achieve Evan status?
Shut the fuck up!
Damn, your readers are brutal.
On the coverse, my bones must be made of the same crap that Wolverine’s are…I’ve been thrown from horses, jumped off of cliffs and train bridges into water that wasn’t very deep, and fallen off a skateboard repeatedly (the last was fairly recent, I still have the bruises), but have never broken a bone.
You really are weaksauce.
oooh, wear a gumby suit. i’m picturing when eddie murphy did that!