Cat Scratch Fever
Sep. 30, 2007 by Jason
Here’s a story from JJ’s ancient past.
You know that shitty Ted Nugent Song Cat Scratch Fever? Yeah, I had that shit.
And by “shit”, I mean shit.
I was maybe 13 or 14. My cat scratched me and I got this disgusting infection. My lymph modes swelled up and I started puking. It was like I had two rock hard golf balls inserted into my neck.
The doctor told me that when a cat takes a shit and buries those turds in the litter box, the little fucker collects shit molecules on it’s claws. Then when it scratches you, the shit gets in your blood. Hence, cat scratch fever. I had cat shit running through my veins. Wango tango!
September 30th, 2007
You only posted this because you just wanted to say, “Wango Tango!” You made all this up just so you could say, “Wango Tango!”
I’m just commenting because it’s fun to say, “Wango Tango!”
September 30th, 2007
“Wango Tango!”
September 30th, 2007
another poop story…
September 30th, 2007
“I had cat shit running through my veins.”
thats an interesting way to think of it. haha
September 30th, 2007
Yeah - we got parasites once from eating at Burger King. The doc said it was cause someone with the parasites took a shit, got some on their hands then made our food and we ate their shit. Wango tango!
October 1st, 2007
I had a general strep infection once from being a complete dirt bag. I got to stay home from school for a week. I got it from constantly having road rash on my knees and elbows and not showering.
October 1st, 2007
I remember when you had that shit. You looked like you had a tennis ball stuck under the skin in your neck. At least you got to stay home and rock some nintendo. or was that the dungeon master ii on the amiga era? NERD! Man that game was awesome. until the lightning storm destroyed it.