What’s the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?
October 8th, 2007 by JJ
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
I think that’s oldgreensock’s joke.
Anyway… I was drunkenly celebrating oldgreensock’s birthday this past weekend when I met a grammy winning banjo player. In my drunken stupor, I told him that the banjo is a weak excuse for an instrument. It’s a half-assed drum with strings that sounds like a cat in heat. He seemed to be taking it pretty well, when someone leaned over to me and was like “Dude, that guy plays banjo.”
“Yes. I realize that. And that’s why I think it’s important for him to know that playing the banjo is silly.”
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There is nothing silly about dueling banjos, dude. Nothing.
also, it’s way more fun to have sex on a trampoline (the word “tramp” isn’t in that word by mistake)!
I love the banjo, but I also love banjo jokes so here’s another one:
-Why don’t you see any banjos on Star Trek?
-Because it’s in the future!
Oh god I love that one! I do love the bajo though, and I’m sure even JJ would miss it if were absent from some of his favorite tunes.
way to ruin a man’s dream in a single drunk night… that rocks!