My Taste Buds

November 9th, 2007 by JJ

Hello dearest readers,

I’d like to introduce you to some friends of mine - my taste buds. They have some strong opinions and a skewed perception of the world. For example, they believe the following:

  • Rock Star energy drink tastes like bubble gum
  • Diet Mountain Dew tastes like blueberries
  • Eating a banana while drinking Diet Mountain Dew tastes like Froot Loops
  • Beer goes extremely well with scrambled eggs
  • The taste of chocolate is overwhelming and unpleasant

Now I am going to go shave off my taste buds with a straight razor to see if things taste different when they grow back. I’ll let you know.

Sincerely,
Your ol’ pal JJ

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3 Responses to “My Taste Buds”

  1. on 10 Nov 2007   MacBros

    LOL!

    Let us know how that works out. The shaving part I mean. :p

  2. on 19 Nov 2007   Kevin Kubusheskie

    I have done that before. When I was 4, or so. Funny part is, as I was screaming and spitting out all the blood, by genius little brother shaved his, as well. Same thing happened with a car cigarette lighter. And a kiddie-pool + gasoline. Who is dumber, me or he?

  3. on 21 Nov 2007   shirley

    I wonder what your tastebuds will taste like when you do that?

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