9Nov/073
My Taste Buds
Hello dearest readers,
I'd like to introduce you to some friends of mine - my taste buds. They have some strong opinions and a skewed perception of the world. For example, they believe the following:
- Rock Star energy drink tastes like bubble gum
- Diet Mountain Dew tastes like blueberries
- Eating a banana while drinking Diet Mountain Dew tastes like Froot Loops
- Beer goes extremely well with scrambled eggs
- The taste of chocolate is overwhelming and unpleasant
Now I am going to go shave off my taste buds with a straight razor to see if things taste different when they grow back. I'll let you know.
Sincerely,
Your ol' pal JJ
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November 10th, 2007 - 19:00
LOL!
Let us know how that works out. The shaving part I mean. :p
November 19th, 2007 - 00:46
I have done that before. When I was 4, or so. Funny part is, as I was screaming and spitting out all the blood, by genius little brother shaved his, as well. Same thing happened with a car cigarette lighter. And a kiddie-pool + gasoline. Who is dumber, me or he?
November 21st, 2007 - 00:39
I wonder what your tastebuds will taste like when you do that?