Comments on: Hit and Run http://www.thechurning.com/2007/12/08/hit-and-run/ Another Reason to Hate the Internet Fri, 08 Aug 2008 01:23:32 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.2 by: Robguy http://www.thechurning.com/2007/12/08/hit-and-run/#comment-34271 Sat, 15 Dec 2007 01:16:43 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/12/08/hit-and-run/#comment-34271 I had someone smash my grill once while it was parked in front of my townhouse. To their credit, while they didn't think they hit it that hard... they still left their contact info. There are a few polite people left in the world. I had someone smash my grill once while it was parked in front of my townhouse. To their credit, while they didn’t think they hit it that hard… they still left their contact info. There are a few polite people left in the world.

]]> by: JJ http://www.thechurning.com/2007/12/08/hit-and-run/#comment-34242 Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:26:54 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/12/08/hit-and-run/#comment-34242 <b>Yogo:</b> Sounds painful - and fun! If you hit the dude hard enough, the sock might break and it would look like a pinata party. Unless his head broke first, then it would look like a gory and disgusting pinata party. Though - either way, it's a party. <b>Shirley:</b> It's good clean fun. You sneak up behind your enemy, throw a blanket over his head and grab him in a bear hug from behind to hold the blanket in place. Then your friends pummel his face mercilessly until you start to see blood seep through the blanket. For added fun, you can throw a bar of soap or roll of quarters into a sock and swing it at his face like a mace. Yogo:
Sounds painful - and fun! If you hit the dude hard enough, the sock might break and it would look like a pinata party. Unless his head broke first, then it would look like a gory and disgusting pinata party. Though - either way, it’s a party.

Shirley:
It’s good clean fun. You sneak up behind your enemy, throw a blanket over his head and grab him in a bear hug from behind to hold the blanket in place. Then your friends pummel his face mercilessly until you start to see blood seep through the blanket. For added fun, you can throw a bar of soap or roll of quarters into a sock and swing it at his face like a mace.

]]> by: shirley http://www.thechurning.com/2007/12/08/hit-and-run/#comment-34193 Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:22:20 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/12/08/hit-and-run/#comment-34193 what's a blanket party? like, a picnic? feed those drunk drivers, wheee! what’s a blanket party? like, a picnic? feed those drunk drivers, wheee!

]]> by: Yogo http://www.thechurning.com/2007/12/08/hit-and-run/#comment-33981 Mon, 10 Dec 2007 23:15:40 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/12/08/hit-and-run/#comment-33981 I think it was Bronson who put quarters in the sock. I think it was Bronson who put quarters in the sock.

]]> by: JJ http://www.thechurning.com/2007/12/08/hit-and-run/#comment-33980 Mon, 10 Dec 2007 20:25:55 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/12/08/hit-and-run/#comment-33980 <b>All:</b> Good to know we have a gang in place for times like these. I prefer to use soda cans instead of soap bars. Reminds my of the scene in Bad Boys (the Sean Penn one, not the Fresh Prince one). <b>C-Dub:</b> It's sort of a long story... I had the Subaru three years. In that time, it was in a hit and run (eerily similar to this one), I installed a new stereo and speakers (did such a shitty job, it was awful), it was broken into, etc. After all that, the fucker rattled on the highway and the interior looked like ass. I got sick of it and traded it in on the Element. All:
Good to know we have a gang in place for times like these. I prefer to use soda cans instead of soap bars. Reminds my of the scene in Bad Boys (the Sean Penn one, not the Fresh Prince one).

C-Dub:
It’s sort of a long story… I had the Subaru three years. In that time, it was in a hit and run (eerily similar to this one), I installed a new stereo and speakers (did such a shitty job, it was awful), it was broken into, etc. After all that, the fucker rattled on the highway and the interior looked like ass. I got sick of it and traded it in on the Element.

]]> by: C-Dub http://www.thechurning.com/2007/12/08/hit-and-run/#comment-33978 Mon, 10 Dec 2007 18:47:02 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/12/08/hit-and-run/#comment-33978 MacBros Soap is good but maybe we can use oranges this time. Nothing like a little citric acid in the eyes after you get the shit beat out of you with oranges. I mean, the punishment has to sort-of fit the crime. JJ Tough break on the car. I question your luck sometimes. What happened to the Subaru? Did I miss something? MacBros
Soap is good but maybe we can use oranges this time. Nothing like a little citric acid in the eyes after you get the shit beat out of you with oranges. I mean, the punishment has to sort-of fit the crime.

JJ
Tough break on the car. I question your luck sometimes. What happened to the Subaru? Did I miss something?

]]> by: Yogo http://www.thechurning.com/2007/12/08/hit-and-run/#comment-33977 Mon, 10 Dec 2007 17:50:14 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/12/08/hit-and-run/#comment-33977 I'm in. I’m in.

]]> by: MacBros http://www.thechurning.com/2007/12/08/hit-and-run/#comment-33849 Sun, 09 Dec 2007 00:01:22 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2007/12/08/hit-and-run/#comment-33849 I already have the soap bars filled in the sock. Where do we meet? I already have the soap bars filled in the sock. Where do we meet?

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