Hit and Run Sticker Shock
December 14th, 2007 by JJ
Dearest heathens,
I have news to share with you. The body shop called with an estimate to repair the damage caused by a recent hit and run accident. Drum roll….. $6500 and it’ll be done by January 7.
Insurance will cover it, but I’ll have to pay the deductible and I’m sure my rates will go up.
One final note about this ordeal - Check out the picture below. Notice how cautiously and carefully I folded in the driver’s side mirror. I take this preventative measure every single day. In this case, it didn’t help.
Yours in hatefulness and spite,
JJ
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HOLY FU#K!
*counting wooden nickels for JJ’s Stocking fund*
And you’ll need a rental while it’s being fixed, right? Mo money.
HAHA! Your tail-light looks like a freaking popped out eyeball from the brothers grimm! Sorry but it looks quite funny, and funny looking shit make me laugh. Like Gumby!
Old buck truck was drinking too much again i see. Sorry about mangling your ride.
Also, the weak ass blur/smudge on your license plate intrigues me. do you have a customized plate of some sort? Maybe some variation of one of GasJeez?
I really looks like Gas?33Z or Gas?337
GasLeet?
Oh yeas, that must be it.
Also, speaking of license plates, the other day some fucking mustang cut me off with a plate ‘ILLPWNYOU’. I wanted to follow the fucker home, wait for it to stop, and toss a brick through his fucking windshield with a piece of paper rubber banded around it that says “It’s spelled OWN motherfucker!”
/rant
Also, I’m talking truck beatch!
Something similar happened to me. Minus the insurance coverage.
I have no proposed solution for you, sir…other than to build a cardboard fort next to your vehicle, shack out there each night (tire iron in hand) and wait for the next hit and run. Then you’ll be ready. The poor bastard won’t know what hit ‘im.
fuckers
ouch