Dirty Word Scrabble
January 12th, 2008 by JJ
Scrabble is fucking fun as balls. But the game can be even more jizz-inducing if you add a little shit to the mix. Here’s how it works: You get an extra ten points for every curse word, racial slur, or drug reference you play.
If you’re playing with a pussy who wants to argue, you might need to flip a coin from time to time. Say you play the word “bang” and you want to get your ten points for your sexual reference - and your opponent says “Fuck that, you piece of shit. That’s not a dirty word.” You can say “Suck it, you cunty cockblock. Let’s flip a coin, goddammit.”
And if you’ve got a raging hard-on and you happen to be in a board game mood, you should try Strip Scrabble. For every 50 points you earn, your opponent has to take off a piece of clothing. Soon you’ll be seeing nips, and you’ll have your ballsack flapping in the breeze.
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Holy shit JJ. getting desperate for content? LOL
Yeah, pretty much.
When I moved back to Oxnard from LA I lived with the ‘rents for a bit. Aside from watching Jeopardy together, another event we’d partake in was Scrabble. Dude. One time, my word blocked where my dad was going to play and he called me a C U Next Tuesday. No extra points for YOU, Dad!
LOL
I just have to say that I fucking love Scrabble and these are the best rules ever.
me and my bf tried this. But with the added twist that if you managed to spell a sex act then you would have to do itfor 1 min or more if u hit dble etc! Things like hand counted for hand job and lick for head etc to make it easier!! Was going soo well till he spelled anal on a triple word score!!!