This “blog” has taken on a life of its own. Like Frankenstein’s monster, it is torturing and pillaging without conscience. I haven’t posted anything here in three weeks, but still this place gets new comments every day. And what are these total strangers commenting on? What important topics have I covered over the past three years that keep drawing in the dregs of society?

Why do guys like porn?
Do women like giving blowjobs?
Masturbation euphemisms
Albino porn doesn’t exist (it really does!)

Obviously the highest of high-brow advice and humor… What have I done? I’ve created a monster!

Check out some of the recent comments. You’ll pinch a loaf in your shorts.

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