24Mar/083
I’m a hack
I need some new material. Mitch Hedberg died three years ago (March 29, 2005) and I'm still quoting his shit. Just the other day, my girlfriend made waffles for breakfast and I couldn't help telling her that "I like fruit on my waffles so I can have something to brush off." And of course I explained that "waffles are pancakes with a syrup trap." I'm a hack.
Subscribe via Email
Feedback
Recent Posts
- The night the lights went out in Philadelphia
- A list of my phobias
- Meat is so versatile
- The Codes on YouTube
- Finally some positive feedback
Recent Comments
- dominic on Normal Age for a First Kiss
- dominic on Normal Age for a First Kiss
- jazmin on Normal Age for a First Kiss
- jazmin on Normal Age for a First Kiss
- jm on Do Women Like Giving Blowjobs?
Blogs
- Adventures in Blah Blah Land
- Avitable-isms
- Bacon After Dark
- Captain & Coke with a Lime
- citynoise.org : Philadelphia
- Idle-Ranting Revisited
- MacBros’ Place
- My Life as Rocky’s Dad
- Randi’s Random Rantings
- String and Timekeeping
- The Airing of Grievances
- The Finest Kind of Pork
- The Omnipotent Poobah Speaks!
- The Pop Eye
Friends
- An Artist’s Journal
- Martha Brooks Marshall
- Martha Brooks Marshall – absolutearts.com
- Molumbus
- Premium Horticultural Oil
March 31st, 2008 - 21:54
Your not a true hack until you start saying “I’m going to beat my dick like it owes me money”.
April 3rd, 2008 - 00:32
I don’t think there’s a day that goes by that I don’t quote “Night Shift,” and that movie’s from like 1982. Plus, hardly anyone but me has seen it.
April 17th, 2008 - 10:51
I’m sure Hedberg won’t say anything to you.