27May/082
That’s jizztastic!
I read an article about jizzing on someone's face and I immediately thought of you.
Apparently there's a myth out there that semen acts as a super facial lotion. I would have assumed it's just a bad excuse guys might use to convince their retarded girlfriends to let them jizz on their face. But a couple of die hard journalists know what happens when you "assume". So they decided to put the myth to the test. They smeared goo on their face every day for a month and documented the results. Enjoy.
(Hat tip: MS)
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May 27th, 2008 - 07:12
Up until now, we’ve always thought that being the mop up guy at a porn shop was the worst job out there. These 2 test subjects have shot that theory to hell.
May 27th, 2008 - 23:48
now ask me about the time my boyfriend asked if I wanted a pearl necklace and I was all “ooh, are you taking me shopping?” and he was all “we can just stay in” and then I was like “jewelry stores deliver??”
yeah.