Comments on: Bananas are the gayest fruit http://www.thechurning.com/2008/07/10/bananas-are-the-gayest-fruit/ Another Reason to Hate the Internet Fri, 09 Jan 2009 15:33:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: madscientiss http://www.thechurning.com/2008/07/10/bananas-are-the-gayest-fruit/comment-page-1/#comment-37059 madscientiss Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:29:30 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/2008/07/10/bananas-are-the-gayest-fruit/#comment-37059 As a category, all fruit is gay. Bananas, however do not hold the throne. I don't think you can go by its shape because that would make rice and slim-jims gay too. And slim-jims are definitely not fag food. If you had to pick a gay fruit, go with a pomegranate. Doesn't that sound gay? Look at yourself in the mirror and try to say it without laughing. If you can, stop buying slim-jims. Pomegranate. As a category, all fruit is gay. Bananas, however do not hold the throne. I don’t think you can go by its shape because that would make rice and slim-jims gay too. And slim-jims are definitely not fag food.

If you had to pick a gay fruit, go with a pomegranate. Doesn’t that sound gay? Look at yourself in the mirror and try to say it without laughing. If you can, stop buying slim-jims.

Pomegranate.

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