Speaking of gay

I went into the locker room at the gym the other day to change into my workout clothes. The entire locker room process takes me maybe 2 minutes. That entire two minutes, a dude stood there in front of a locker completely naked, fucking around with his gym bag and clothes.

That's too long to stand around naked in front of a bunch of dudes. Put your fucking tighty whiteys on and move along, fella.