Pregnant women do not always look beautiful

Chris noticed recently that people always tell pregnant women they look beautiful or gorgeous or radiant. And clearly there's a flaw here. What if the mother-to-be is butt ugly? Perhaps she was a monster to begin with, covered in fat rolls and zits. Just because she got knocked up doesn't mean she suddenly became beautiful (unless you have a preggo fetish).

The way I see it, there are 4 types of pregnant women. Let's assume we're talking about women who are well into their pregnancy.

• Same as before
  This type of woman gets pregnant, eats healthy, and continues to exercise. Her belly inflates in a smooth, spherical fashion while the rest of her frame stays about the same. She might even go as far as to avoid stretch marks with the proper regimen of body lotion and black magic. This woman's level of attractiveness does not increase or decrease.
• Better than before
  Obviously some women look even better pregnant. Particularly if they were sort of plain to begin with. In this case, her skin becomes clearer and smoother, her hair gets a little more volume, and her tits balloon to just the right size. This is a woman you may have overlooked before, but suddenly you find yourself wondering what her newly puffed-out nipples look like under her shirt.
• Worse than before
  Here is the woman that looked moderately attractive to begin with. It's no shock that a dude was interested enough to deposit his seed. But somehow, as the baby started to grow inside her belly, she also started to grow - in all the wrong places. Fat neck, cottage cheese thighs, ankles the size of giant redwoods, etc. This is not a case where you'd instinctively say "Gee, you sure look beautiful." Because if you said it, it would be a lie.
• Awful to begin with
  This is the woman who announces she's pregnant and every guy within earshot thinks "Man, that dude must have been druuuunk." It's hard to say whether this woman looks better or worse, because you could barely stand the sight of her to begin with. In fact, it might be difficult to tell if she's pregnant or just fat.