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4Sep/083

The A-Team Opening Narration

Best TV show opening ever:

"In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team."

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  1. Hmmm…that’s a pretty good one. Hard to top Mystery Science Theater 3000′s theme song, though.

    –TFKoP

  2. You know for a bunch of ex-soldiers, these guys couldn’t shoot the broad side of a barn. Maybe they were locked up so they wouldn’t hurt themselves.

    They spent thousands of rounds, and never hit a damn thing, ever! And these guys were supposed to be commandos? One who would fall asleep with milk and was used to get him to fly, another who was obviously a retard, one who slept with every bimbo he could, and some old guy who seems to like eating Cuban cigars.

    Commandos. Rea…riiiiiight.

    It was an awesome show though :D

  3. TFKoP:
    Ahh yes… MST3K was badass. Now that I think of it, Aqua Teen was another one of my favorites.

    MacBros
    Hahaha. You are so right. Their tough guy was scared of flying, so Murdock always had to knock out B.A. to get him on a plane. I honestly don’t know why B.A. didn’t eventually kill that moron.


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