Gonna be the first on Google

I'm trying to think of a word that doesn't yet exist on Google. That way, if anyone ever searches for that word, they'll end up here. Too bad every fun word I can think of has already been invented. Here's a list of my first attempts. This turned out to be a surreal exercise in free association. For extra credit, I decided to make up definitions for them.

• fuckstatic - I'm imagining the softcore porn channels that were blocked on old school cable TV, making them come in all distorted and fuzzy.
• shitfist - No, not fisting. That's creepy and weird. This could be where you dip your fist in dogshit then punch someone in the face. See? Much less creepy than fisting.
• spackleface - I have no idea how this popped into my head. Maybe this is when someone gets so much plastic surgery done that their face looks like it was plastered on their head and smoothed over with sandpaper (i.e. Michael Jackson).
• shitcase - This is easy. It's a vessel for shit. I don't know why someone would want to carry shit with them, but if they wanted to they could tote it in a shitcase.
• bitcheteria - Hmmmm... Maybe a high school cafeteria full of prissy cunts.