13Nov/086
A tip for all the teenagers who troll this site
Let's say you're out past curfew at a friend's house and the fun is just getting started. It's only 11pm! You have a fresh beer in your hand and you just don't feel like leaving. Why not spark up another joint and stick around a while?
Your parents are asleep. And if they know you are out and they haven't heard from you yet, they just might shuffle over to your room to see if you got home yet. Not cool.
Here's what you do:
- Find a quiet place.
- Call your house phone from your friend's phone.
- Your mom or dad will pick up all groggy and tired and will mutter "Hello?"
- Yell "Mom, hang up! I got it!"
They'll think you are already home and you just received a phone call from your friend. Give it a shot.
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November 13th, 2008 - 13:21
HA! Good one!
I just wish I was 16 again so I could try it out.
Another tip. No matter how quiet you try to be while climbing in through your bedroom window, you will be noisy as hell the drunker you are.
So plan ahead and get as much noisy shit away from the window. Padding on the floor help to, because you WILL fall to the floor on your entry.
I know this all to well from experience.
November 13th, 2008 - 14:23
Sounds like a risky maneuver. I like your style.
November 14th, 2008 - 17:33
Dude I could never break curfew. One night I was literally 2 minutes late and got my car taken away for a week.
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November 15th, 2008 - 15:03
Wish it *was* actually this easy! **SIGH**
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November 21st, 2008 - 17:31
Wow, that’s a great idea. I wish I had thought of that way back when.
January 24th, 2009 - 23:33
my mom fell for it so thanks