iPhones are glitchy

You would think Apple had everything all figured out by now, but no. Users are now reporting a new glitch: The phones have a tendency to attach naked pictures to emails in the Sent Items folder.

The phone does this. All by itself. It finds a naked picture of the owner, then digs through the sent mail folder and attaches the photo. That's a serious glitch! It's terribly embarrassing for the user who obviously did not intend to send the picture.

Other glitches recently reported by iPhone users:

• Sometimes iPhones create random text messages and spontaneously send those messages to attractive young women in the user's address book.
• A consistent problem with the iPhone occurs after 2am. The phone dials numbers in the address book and plays weird audio during the call. The audio sounds an awful lot like slurred drunken speech.
• One user reported that his iPhone jumped out of his pocket and smacked itself on a girl's ass.
• The internet browser on the iPhone has been known to start up on its own and open hardcore porn websites. This usually occurs when the user is riding public transportation.
• Often, when a user receives an unexpected call on his iPhone from an angry spouse or girlfriend , the phone suddenly disconnects. In these cases, the phone might be disabled for hours before the user can receive calls again.
• The iPhone address book seems to have a mind of its own, adding phone numbers of the user's female coworkers and friends. The phone sometimes adds notes to these entries such as "hot" or "brunette".

Have you noticed any other glitches?