Comments on: Am I Normal? Toilet Paper: Wad or Fold?

By: Estevan

Estevan — Sat, 24 Sep 2011 07:48:38 +0000

3 squares, wrapped around my index to ring finger slightly spaced apart. wipe with that. fold. wipe. repeat. average 4-5 folds before need 3 more squares as needed.

By: Lol

Lol — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 00:34:51 +0000

I wad because its quicker, also wadding isnt that discusting. i wad like 7-10 pieces before i wipe.

By: Matthias Krells

Matthias Krells — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 13:51:35 +0000

Hi wo ist der like Button? Viele GrÃ¼ÃŸe aus Berlin Matthias

By: jay

jay — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 06:02:48 +0000

ALWAYS, ALWAYS FOLD. Wadding is effing disgusting. u get crap all over the place. u gotta be a total idiot to wad and not expect shit stains on ur underoos. whats worse is the people who wipe their asses while they stand up!if u wanna be clean, u need to lean and wipe. if u stand it’ll be harder to get the shit wiped from ur asscrack cuz gravity is bringing ur asscheeks together. So if u wad AND stand up to wipe then u probably a dirty bastard with a dirty ass who needs to wash their underwear very often. U R disgusting

By: JJ

JJ — Thu, 13 May 2010 21:56:25 +0000

Jaden, you are a dimwit.

By: Jaden Flores

Jaden Flores — Thu, 13 May 2010 00:01:58 +0000

Well, Family Feud is actually a classic game that traces back wayback in the 80′s i guess. It is a nice game anyway.`,:

By: Judy

Judy — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 00:36:13 +0000

Toilet T-issue Toilet Paper Direction Poll:
http://www.judyreiser.com/poll.php

3 out of 5 prefer towards front.
40% are folders
40% are crumplers
20% are rollers

By: cleanguy

cleanguy — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 14:51:25 +0000

When it comes to crap, I’m a germ-a-phobe. I always take my time when it comes to the crapper. I don’t see how wadding is effective. It uses much more paper, is more prone to forming dingle berries (just plain nasty), and is more likely to stop up the toilet. Always wipe front to back.

(preface) I always give it a courtesy flush after the crap but before the cleanup. Sometimes I give it an extra courtesy flush or two during the crap if it is a big crap. I don’t think people use this method enough. It prevents excess smell, prevents the toilet from getting stopped up, and prevents that crap stain in the bottom of the toilet bowl. So remember this important step

(1a) I’ll usually take about 4-5 squares, fold that in half twice for the first wipe. That gives you the thickness you need for the initial wipe that tends to be the messiest.
(1b)May have to repeat this step if it was an especially messy crap.
(2) I’ll take another 4 squares, fold that in half, wipe, fold in half again (crap on the inside of the fold), and wipe again. This saves paper, while still being effective.
(3) I’ll repeat step 2 until I don’t get any more crap.
(4) Then, I get a baby wipe, wipe with it, fold in half, wipe with it again, fold in half, then wipe with it again (Usually those things are huge, so you can get away with that).

This method insures there’s no itching later or skid marks in the underwear (disgusting). I don’t think scented toilet paper makes any difference. However, the baby wipes are usually scented with some sort of moisturizer, which helps in more ways than one. Afterward, you have that fresh, out of the shower feel. The only way you can do better, is if you take a shower. Cheers!

By: Holly

Holly — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 22:49:08 +0000

Dude Wad,and I’m a chick. Why? A. you won’t get shit on your hands due to thickness of the wad. B. you wipe less because the Toilet paper is more absorbant that way and C. It takes less time. Folding just sounds weird to me, it sounds like an OCD kind of thing to do.

By: Proper Ass Wiping

Proper Ass Wiping — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:10:52 +0000

1. number of folds depends on the deuce:

- can’t shit all day, get home and plop out a brick? it’s only going to need a 3 fold since i know it’s mostly clean.

- ate a huge salad for dinner the previous night and then just had 6 cups of coffee and a bagel? i’m going with 4-5 folds because i know the first few swipes are going to be rough.

2. i’ve got one of those containers of ass wipes parked behind me on top of the toilet. when we are out, i use the water on the tp method if it’s especially rough but that usually makes a bigger mess since toilet paper dissolves immediately on contact with water.

my main problem with wadding is that it’s uncontrolled. at any time that wad can go rogue on you and smear that shit you just wiped from your hole onto your ass cheek or your sack as you move through.

it’s bad enough when the tip of a monster shit tags my sack on the way down. i don’t need a wad of shit encrusted paper reintroducing shit to my flesh.

in summary:

folding = clean. shit touches the paper and nothing else.

wadding = i don’t care about being clean. please smear shit on my sack and/or ass cheeks. why do i wipe again?