Dallas Cowboys Jokes
After being ranked one of the pre-season favorites, the Dallas Cowboys didn't even make it to the playoffs (thanks to a 44-6 drubbing from the Philadelphia Eagles). I'll take this opportunity to recycle some old jokes that have been forwarded back and forth in email for years. Some of them don't really apply in this case - whatever.
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching Super Bowl XLIII?
A: The Dallas Cowboys.
Q: What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Why was Wade Phillips upset when the Dallas Cowboys' play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q: What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q: What do the Dallas Cowboys and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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January 3rd, 2009 - 20:56
Will McNabb’s house be burned to the ground tomorrow night after the game?
January 4th, 2009 - 19:58
You never know what will happen when Philly fans are involved.
January 5th, 2009 - 12:07
So McNabb gets to live 1 more week
November 30th, 2009 - 15:40
It looks like Eli May be hurting a little more than was originally reported. Maybe that will help him throw a couple more picks. This is definitely a winable game the way the giants have been playing lately. Time to create some distance in the division.
December 8th, 2009 - 11:28
That loss was horrible. You can not let jacobs beat you like that. They are falling apart in december again. A new coaching staff is needed.