Caption Contest: Weird hairy ape people
Update 02/03/2009:
The winner has been announced. "He" gets bragging rights for coming up with Star Wars Episode XXY: Wookie Love. Maybe we'll do more of these in the near future. Maybe not. Whatever.
-Jason
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Dearest friends and online jerkoffs, welcome to The Churning's first ever caption contest. This first picture was submitted by loyal reader JimPony. I have no idea how to caption this freaky fucking picture. Weird shit.
Enter your best suggestion in the comments below. What can you win? My gratitude and a link on The Churning's home page to whatever site you want. I'll announce the winner in two weeks. Then maybe we'll do this shit again. Also - email me any pics you would like me to use for future caption contests (thechurning AT gmail).
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January 21st, 2009 - 10:39
Want daddy to show you what happens when you play with it?
January 21st, 2009 - 13:37
OK, that’s just wrong.
MacBros´s last blog post..When Chili Goes Wrong – Horribly Wrong
January 22nd, 2009 - 10:56
Why are they dressed like that? I don’t understand! This picture hurts my brain.
January 22nd, 2009 - 18:10
Someone forgot to tell mom that January 20th was the last day for Bush.
randi´s last blog post..TV
January 24th, 2009 - 17:27
The Teletubbies… where are thet now?
January 24th, 2009 - 17:28
The Teletubbies… where are they now?
January 28th, 2009 - 00:08
Star Wars Episode XXY: Wookie Love
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, in a secluded hut on Endor, after the fall of the Empire and much celebration, Chewbacca and Princess Leia inadvertently created and entirely new species. A species not hung up on such social norms as refraining from cupping your father’s genitalia. A species who are inexplicably clothed in only shoes and who’s fur is pink everywhere save their very public pubic regions. This is the story of their evolution and ultimate demise at the (tiny) hands of the formerly peace-loving-but-even-we-can-only-take-so-much-of-a-bad-thing Ewoks.
February 1st, 2009 - 03:23
“Sorry, dad’s too drunk to get it up now. well, maybe if you stroke it like this..”
Regardless, that picture is so very wrong..
February 3rd, 2009 - 13:01
these the kind of furries you really need to worry about.
February 3rd, 2009 - 13:02
these are the kind of furries you really should worry about.
February 3rd, 2009 - 13:33
Well done, people.
I think it’s pretty clear that “He” won this contest if only for the fact that He put some real thought into it. I’d even accept the lone caption Star Wars Episode XXY: Wookie Love without the added description.
To the rest of you: I have rewarded your efforts by adding you to the blogroll whether you won or not. If you didn’t provide a URL, you didn’t get a link. Comment back if you want to be included.