I need to start doing some cardio

27Mar/099

I need to start doing some cardio

I've always been a skinny guy. I'd say "thin" or "fit" but that makes it sound too normal. I'm talking skinny - like in an embarrassing way.

So for the past year or so, I've started taking steps to gain a little weight. The right kind of weight. A little muscle mass. I started really slowly by upping my calorie intake and working out. But that didn't do much at all. So I slowly ramped up to the point I'm at today.

I eat as much as is humanly possible (lots of protein and carbs) and lift weights a few times a week. No wasting time on cardio. No wasting calories on desserts or fried foods. Just serious weightlifting followed by protein shakes, veggie burgers, eggs, bagels, etc.

A few months ago it started working. So far I've put on about 20 pounds. I'd guess 15 of that is muscle and the other 5 is fat. Yep. For the first time in my life, I now have love handles. And my belly is starting to stick out a little over my belt buckle.

Time to start adding some cardio to my workout routine. But I don't think I'm ready to cut back on my diet. I'll do that if I ever meet any of the following criteria:

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BeckEye
March 27th, 2009 - 17:31

I seriously hate men. Boo hoo, I need to GAIN weight. Arrrrrrgh.

No, I’m kidding. I don’t hate men. Really. Call me.

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Jack Mule
March 28th, 2009 - 18:20

I don’t think that is his belly fat, i think the bulge below the belt belongs to his huge gonads. he just needs an extra big shirt to cover them up.

p.s. he should get those looked at.
Jim Pony
March 30th, 2009 - 08:32

WHEW! I feel better now. My fried grilled cheese sandwich seems like a GREAT idea now!!!!!
randi
March 30th, 2009 - 15:29

I’ve been really stressed about my weight lately because I’m “in love” and have put on the comfort pounds. With the wedding right around the corner I have been FREAKING MYSELF OUT over losing 15 pounds.
Now? I feel gorgeous and thin. Thank you!!!

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Jason
March 30th, 2009 - 15:54

@BeckEye:
It’s tough to put on muscle! As difficult if not moreso than losing fat. I’d stay skinny, but for the ultra-skinny look to make sense, I’d either need to start a heroin habit or become a full on hipster.

@Jack Mule:
Elephantiasis of the nuts?

@Jim Pony:
Fried sandwiches have always freaked me out. The Monte Cristo? That’s some weird shit.

@randi:
Comfort food is the devil. Even though I’m trying to gain weight, I steer clear of sweets and fried foods.
c-dub
March 31st, 2009 - 19:37

did you gain weight in your face and neck?
pics or it didnt happen.
Jason
April 3rd, 2009 - 11:00

I only gained fat in two places – love handles and beer belly. You wouldn’t even notice.
liverdetoxdiet
October 1st, 2009 - 03:02

i do a lot of Cardio workout routines in the morning. it helped me lose body fat and keeps me fit. jogging is an example of a simple cardio workout.
ladyacne
November 3rd, 2009 - 11:00

i have added some Cardio Workout on my sit-ups and bench press and it was great. cardio can really tone down flabby abs.