My new roommate
My wife and I have a new roommate. It's sort of a weird situation. Well, not weird I guess. It's just something I'm not used to.
We met her last week. She needed a place to stay and we got along with her really well, so we offered to let her stay at our place. It seemed like a good idea at the time. Of course I should have known it would be a little more complex than that.
This chick is pretty lazy. She doesn't have a job and she can't afford to pay rent or utilities. But she's cute so she's used to getting her way. Seems like her whole life, people have given her whatever she wanted.
It has been fun though. For the most part, our roommate is easy to get along with. She's quiet and she sleeps a lot. But I should mention - she's super clingy. When she's not sleeping, she insists on hanging out with me and my wife. I guess she doesn't have a lot of other options, since she doesn't have any money.
Oh - and I'm thinking she might have some emotional issues. She cries at least once a day. One minute she's happy and everything's cool, then the next minute she's losing her mind. Bipolar? Definitely.
Wish me luck.
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April 9th, 2009 - 00:08
Congratulations.
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April 9th, 2009 - 09:04
Well done. You’ve spawned a hanger-on. *clapping*
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April 9th, 2009 - 17:00
Um, am I the only one seeing a threesome opportunity here?
April´s last blog post..Mother knows best
April 9th, 2009 - 18:07
@MacBros:
Thank you, sir.
@Maine:
It’s like having a little groupie. Sort of.
@April:
That’s gross. Unless you’re talking about the three of us spending a day at the park or something. Haha
April 10th, 2009 - 12:00
I don’t know if you watch 30 Rock but Liz Lemon’s boyfriend was super good looking but had zero skills and he kept getting by on his good looks. I think he was a doctor and couldn’t even really perform surgery.
Ha. Anyway. Happy Easter to you and the other 2 ladies in your house!
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April 11th, 2009 - 16:23
Jeez…the new roommate sounds like she’s a little baby. wah wah wah….take care of me. wah wah wah…hold me. wah wah wah feed me. Hope it works out.
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April 13th, 2009 - 03:05
My first thought was threesome also April. Then my next thought was that you guys probably had a few drinks or smoked some grass and it seemed fun without visualizing the next few weeks or months.
Fact of the matter is we only allow other people to live with us out of responsibility (you have none towards her, unless you 3some her, so don’t) or money.
These situations do not usually end well, Jason.
Cheers.
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April 15th, 2009 - 10:55
Good on ya.
You’re practically a father.
April 16th, 2009 - 13:09
Wanna talk about a small world? I actually knew the Misanthropy Today dude! I met him via a craigslist post about ninjas. We were at a pool hall and he tried to convince another lady there that I was his Russian mail order bride.
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April 19th, 2009 - 00:42
Aw, cute! Congrats!
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