I don’t know jack shit about baseball

My wife and I were out for a walk yesterday when we ran across our neighbors. The whole family was gathered on the front stoop of their rowhome like they were packing up to head out for the evening. The guy and his kids were all wearing Phillies jerseys. I'm thinking - maybe they're going to play in a little league game or going out to toss a ball around at the park. Who knows what people do when they have kids?

I said "Where you headed?"

Dude laughed, thinking I was being sarcastic and said, "Yeah it's gonna be a good game tonight."

I don't follow baseball. I know the Phillies are the current champs and all, but the sport is just fucking boring. Apparently my neighbors had tickets and were headed to the ballpark. I guess it was obvious to everyone but me.

At least the guy thought I was trying to be funny and didn't openly mock me for being completely oblivious. Or maybe he thought I was being a moron and he decided to be nice about it.