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	<title>Comments on: Splitstream</title>
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		<title>By: Preston</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2009/05/25/splitstream/comment-page-1/#comment-39754</link>
		<dc:creator>Preston</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:05:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I had a problem with that when I was in my late teens. It persisted so I went to the doctor. He looked at it and before I knew what he was doing, he shoved a rod into the slit. (Apparently a little bit of skin had grown together.) I totally flipped out but it stopped the peeing all over the place.

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had a problem with that when I was in my late teens. It persisted so I went to the doctor. He looked at it and before I knew what he was doing, he shoved a rod into the slit. (Apparently a little bit of skin had grown together.) I totally flipped out but it stopped the peeing all over the place.</p>
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		<title>By: thefinestkindofpork</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2009/05/25/splitstream/comment-page-1/#comment-39752</link>
		<dc:creator>thefinestkindofpork</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:20:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You were just following the number one rule of the Ghostbusters:  &quot;Don&#039;t Cross The Streams!&quot;  Of course, better aim would&#039;ve helped, too.  I&#039;m just sayin&#039;...

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You were just following the number one rule of the Ghostbusters:  &#8220;Don&#8217;t Cross The Streams!&#8221;  Of course, better aim would&#8217;ve helped, too.  I&#8217;m just sayin&#8217;&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Jack Mule</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2009/05/25/splitstream/comment-page-1/#comment-39728</link>
		<dc:creator>Jack Mule</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 20:09:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think it&#039;s due to rubbing one out and hastily putting yourself back together leaving the tip to get all crusty.  Then, when you went to take a piss, the crust prevented a clean stream and the piss took vengeance on your pants.

I don&#039;t think I&#039;ve ever pissed myself, but I do remember shitting myself in the 2nd (?) grade.  similar to your piss story, except I shit myself and it smelled really bad.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think it&#8217;s due to rubbing one out and hastily putting yourself back together leaving the tip to get all crusty.  Then, when you went to take a piss, the crust prevented a clean stream and the piss took vengeance on your pants.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever pissed myself, but I do remember shitting myself in the 2nd (?) grade.  similar to your piss story, except I shit myself and it smelled really bad.</p>
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		<title>By: MacBros</title>
		<link>http://www.thechurning.com/2009/05/25/splitstream/comment-page-1/#comment-39722</link>
		<dc:creator>MacBros</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 14:12:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ahhh! The good ol&#039; split stream. Caused by a rogue pubic hair that broke loose from the crowd to become stuck on the tip of your dick.

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ahhh! The good ol&#8217; split stream. Caused by a rogue pubic hair that broke loose from the crowd to become stuck on the tip of your dick.</p>
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		<title>By: Breigh</title>
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		<dc:creator>Breigh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 06:29:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Now I don&#039;t feel so bad about you guys getting to piss standing up.   Although, you did get just a small taste of what us women go through when we have our period, especially when we are young.  Every time you stand up in class, it&#039;s frightening.

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now I don&#8217;t feel so bad about you guys getting to piss standing up.   Although, you did get just a small taste of what us women go through when we have our period, especially when we are young.  Every time you stand up in class, it&#8217;s frightening.</p>
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