The Gators are fucking tough

Yeah I'm a Florida football fan, so I might be biased. Still, you have to admit Janoris Jenkins is a genuine badass. He's a cornerback for the Gators and he put on a serious show over the weekend in Gainesville.

It all started with a little fracas at a bar. I have no idea why anyone would mess with this dude. He's fucking tough. Check out how cops say it went down...

The cops showed up and saw some pushing and shoving. Jenkins says one of the dudes tried to grab his chain - maybe trying to steal it or even just trying to choke him with it. So he was pissed. He started swinging. Seriously, Jenkins was willing to take on five dudes at a bar. He knew he could take them.

The cops flipped out, yelling for him to stop. He didn't listen. Jenkins threw one more punch, so the cops tased him. Let me repeat that. The cops saw six guys in a fight and they decided to tase the one guy they thought could do some real damage. The fight was five against one and they knew the five dudes didn't stand a chance. So Jenkins got tased. (Insert your own "don't tase me bro" joke here.)

Game over, right? Nope.

Jenkins got up after being tased and fucking took off running. The cops had to chase him for a block and a half before they finally caught up with him and arrested him.

How would you like to go up against that guy on a football field? Willing to take on five dudes in a brawl, withstands being tased, and still manages to sprint a couple blocks to escape the cops. Yep. Genuine badass.

(Hat tip Joe The - http://thefinestkindofpork.blogspot.com/)