Comments on: Jury duty is fun

By: satan

satan — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 15:04:44 +0000

HELL AWAITS!!!!!! I am going home later to masturbate to internet porn and smoke my cigarettes….

By: satan

satan — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 15:00:10 +0000

GUILTY AS SIN JUDGE!!!!! Burn em’ on the wood pile out back while I drink my coke…

By: satan

satan — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 14:56:10 +0000

It’s so fun to see some lame-o be sent to the gallows…hehehehehee

By: JJ

JJ — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:59:06 +0000

You can take piss breaks whenever you need to. But in Philly, smoke breaks are out. It would take too long to get to the first floor, exit the building, smoke, then make it back up to the courtroom. Pissing is all good.

There was a lunch break too. Arbitrarily lasted 1 hour 20 mins. They let us out at 12:40 and said “be back by 2″.

While you wait – before you get to a real courtroom, you can eat and drink whatever you can find in the vending machines. Small bags of chips and cans of soda. There are also water fountains. But bringing outside shit is kind of frowned upon. I suppose because it could be a bomb or something.

By: Jim Pony

Jim Pony — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 22:56:30 +0000

do they let you break for lunch? Are you allowed to drink water? Can you go to the bathroom?

By: JJ

JJ — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 00:39:06 +0000

Well today sucked. I sat around from 8 until 4:30 on a hard wooden bench waiting and waiting. At the end of the day, they didn’t select me (which is very very good news). I stumbled out with my numb legs and ass. At least I got a lot of reading done.

By: Jim Pony

Jim Pony — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:48:14 +0000

I just got my first jury summons. Not sure what to think about it because I’m always hearing horror stories.