26Jul/091
Another way to be even more annoying than you already are
I want you to annoy people. Constantly. It'll be fun. Here's an idea to help get you started.
Throw rappers names into your regular daily conversations. Like this:
Dork #1: "You want to go to the movies with me tonight?"
Dork #2: "Mos def."
Dork #1: "Awesome. I'm thinking we can check out that new creepy movie, Orphan."
Dork #2: "Coolio."
Dork #1: "Oh shit. I just realized we don't have a way to get there. My car's in the shop."
Dork #2: "Eazy E. We can borrow my mom's car."
Dork #1: "Fresh Prince!"
Dork #2: "What?"
Dork #1: "I'm just saying."
Dork #2: "I don't get it."
Dork #1: "Fresh Prince. Like - 'Fresh'. You know. Like it's cool that we can take your mom's car."
Dork #2: "That's Ludacris."

July 28th, 2009 - 15:01
“Where you goin’?”
“To get some Ice-T. It only costs .50cent”
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