Philadelphia Hipsters

After living in Philly for the past 5 years, I think maybe I've become oblivious to certain things that make this city unique. Here's an example. My old pal Elvis came down for a weekend visit from New York. It was his first trip to Philadelphia. Elvis noticed that lot of people in this city have visible tattoos. Not tramp stamps or tribal arm bands, but full on sleeves and giant leg tattoos. Regular people in their 20's and 30's hanging out at Sabrina's for brunch or taking a leisurely stroll through the Italian Market.

It's true. There's definitely a higher ratio of people with tattoos in Philly than in other places I've been. I think it has something to do with this city's hipster population. Not only do you see a lot of tattoos here - you also see dudes wearing giant plastic retro sunglasses, skin-tight cutoff jean shorts, and old school Chuck Taylors. I'm not suggesting that everyone with tattoos is a hipster - I just think that the sheer number of hipsters alters the city's vibe. It makes tattoos seem normal, so people who move here from other areas feel comfortable getting that ink they always wanted.

I guess that creates an interesting mix of hipsters, yuppies trying to look tough, indie-yuppies, and neo-hippies - all sporting tattoos. It's the hipster influence! Now, I've already used the term "hipster" five times in this post. Okay, six counting this last one. So before I go further I should mention that hipsters hate being called hipsters. At least that's the case in Philly. It's one of the ways you can identify a true Philadelphia hipster. There are also a few generalizations that can help you know the difference. I mean - if you're into labeling people, you judgmental asshole. Here's a primer.

Always True

• Hipsters always wear at least one item of clothing or fashion accessory that yuppies would be embarrassed about
• Hipsters have friends
• Hipsters are into music
• Hipsters hate being called hipsters

Generalizations

• Hipsters drink cheap beer like PBR or Lion's Head
• Hipsters don't drive, they walk or bike
• Hipsters hate commercial radio, even the alternative rock stations
• Hipsters think you are not cool

I hope this doesn't make me seem anti-hipster. Or if it does - whatever. Hipsters won't take offense anyway because they are unwilling to define themselves as such.