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Stupid joke of the day
Here's an idea for a new series - terrible jokes. One liners. The kind of jokes that make people groan. First up... drum roll please...
A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "we don't serve food here!"
Add your shitty jokes in the comments. And look for another one of mine here in the near future.
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October 1st, 2009 - 21:18
So a seal walks into a club…
October 2nd, 2009 - 09:25
Similar vein:
Ham and eggs walk into a bar. The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
Maine´s last blog ..Side On Changes Walk Tiny Birds
October 2nd, 2009 - 15:35
Horse walks into a bar. The barkeep says, “Why the long face?”
October 4th, 2009 - 03:00
Hey, you stole my joke!!! I actually won a bad joke contest at an old job for this one, but it was “ham sandwich,” not hamburger.
Here’s one:
One day, a guy was walking his dog and saw a pretty girl. Trying to impress her, he walked up to her and said, “Hey, do you know my dog can talk?” The girl looked at him suspiciously, but said, “Oh yeah? Let’s hear him.” The guy said to his dog, “Hey Spot, what’s that on top of that house over there?” The dog said, “Roof, roof!” The girl just rolled her eyes and walked away. The guy said, “Gee, I wonder what her problem is?” The dog answered, “I don’t know, maybe I should have said ‘chimney’.”
There is another version of this in which the guy asks the dog who the best baseball player is, and he responds with “Ruth, Ruth,” but later says “maybe I should have said ‘Dimaggio’.”
BeckEye´s last blog ..Caption Crotch-test Contest #27
October 4th, 2009 - 19:37
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, “What are you doing?!!” The blind man replies, “Just looking around.”
NHB´s last blog ..Eating your vegetables
October 5th, 2009 - 01:25
your momma’s so fat she once went on a seafood diet…whenever she saw food she ate it!
Har Har
Top that bitches!
ps. eat a dick.
October 5th, 2009 - 06:08
a paraplegic doesn’t walk into a bar…..
October 5th, 2009 - 17:39
A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says “Is this some kind of joke?”
–joe
thefinestkindofpork´s last blog ..
October 6th, 2009 - 14:46
2 Parrots sitting on a Perch.
One turns around to the other & says “Can you smell fish”?
October 6th, 2009 - 16:52
#1:
Q. What’s brown and sticky?
A. A Stick!
#2:
Q. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A. A Stick!
October 7th, 2009 - 01:15
a guy walks into a bar…
OUCH.
October 7th, 2009 - 18:51
Two guys walked into a bar. You think the second one would’ve ducked!
Ba-dum-bum.
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October 23rd, 2009 - 09:34
Second, each VR display mode has some application for which it provides the optimal solution. ,
November 8th, 2009 - 17:07
A big bear walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender shook his head and said “sorry, we don’t serve big bears beer here”. The big bear pleaded at first “Friend, I’m so thirsty. see, I’m sweating! Just one beer and I’ll be on my way”. The bartender shook his head and repeated “sorry, we don’t serve big bears beer here”. The big bear plopped down a $20 and said “I need a beer so bad, you can keep the change. Just one beer”. Still, the bartender held his ground and repeated his refusal to serve him. Finally the big bear was getting pissed. He said “If you don’t serve me a beer, right now, I will eat somebody!” Still, the bartender repeated his refusal to serve him. The big bear stood up on his hind legs, let out a ferocious ROAR that rattled the walls, ran to the other end of the bar where a woman was sitting and ate her whole. The big bear returned to his seat and once again requested a beer. The bartender still shook his head and said “sorry, we don’t serve big bears beer here, and we certainly don’t serve drug abusers”. The big bear said “DRUGS! Who said I abuse drugs!?” The bartender pointed to where the woman once sat and said “that was a barbitchuate”.
Har.
November 10th, 2009 - 21:21
said the frustrated egg to the very satisfied chicken while laying in bed, “I guess that question is answered”.