Comments on: Stupid joke of the day

By: DTheAxeMan

DTheAxeMan — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 17:44:01 +0000

I mushroom walks into a bar and says “Hey Man, give me a beer”.
The bartender says ” We don’t serve your kind in here”.
The Mushroom says “why Not…I’m a fungi”

By: Traci Park

Traci Park — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 22:45:17 +0000

A polar bear walks into a bar and orders a gin…………and tonic. Bartender goes, “Why the long pause?” Polar bear goes, “Yeah, my dad had them too.”

By: cbethfly

cbethfly — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 01:21:53 +0000

said the frustrated egg to the very satisfied chicken while laying in bed, “I guess that question is answered”.

By: cbethfly

cbethfly — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:07:30 +0000

A big bear walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender shook his head and said “sorry, we don’t serve big bears beer here”. The big bear pleaded at first “Friend, I’m so thirsty. see, I’m sweating! Just one beer and I’ll be on my way”. The bartender shook his head and repeated “sorry, we don’t serve big bears beer here”. The big bear plopped down a $20 and said “I need a beer so bad, you can keep the change. Just one beer”. Still, the bartender held his ground and repeated his refusal to serve him. Finally the big bear was getting pissed. He said “If you don’t serve me a beer, right now, I will eat somebody!” Still, the bartender repeated his refusal to serve him. The big bear stood up on his hind legs, let out a ferocious ROAR that rattled the walls, ran to the other end of the bar where a woman was sitting and ate her whole. The big bear returned to his seat and once again requested a beer. The bartender still shook his head and said “sorry, we don’t serve big bears beer here, and we certainly don’t serve drug abusers”. The big bear said “DRUGS! Who said I abuse drugs!?” The bartender pointed to where the woman once sat and said “that was a barbitchuate”.

Har.

By: Daddy27

Daddy27 — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 13:34:59 +0000

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By: BeckEye

BeckEye — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:51:12 +0000

Two guys walked into a bar. You think the second one would've ducked! Ba-dum-bum. .-= BeckEye´s last blog ..Caption Crotch-test Contest #27 =-.

By: coffeeRUNpoo

coffeeRUNpoo — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 05:15:11 +0000

a guy walks into a bar…

OUCH.

By: Trace D

Trace D — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 20:52:03 +0000

#1:
Q. What’s brown and sticky?
A. A Stick!
#2:
Q. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A. A Stick!

By: Jim Pony

Jim Pony — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:46:58 +0000

2 Parrots sitting on a Perch.
One turns around to the other & says “Can you smell fish”?

By: thefinestkindofpork

thefinestkindofpork — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 21:39:06 +0000

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says “Is this some kind of joke?”

–joe
.-= thefinestkindofpork´s last blog .. =-.