A guy goes to a 5 dollar lady of the night and he gets crabs. So the next day he goes back to complain and the woman says ‘hey, it was only 5 dollars. What did you expect – Lobster?
Whats green…has four legs…and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?….A pool table!!!
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?…look at your ID!!
These muffins are bakeing in the oven..One turns to the other and says…”Damn!!..Its hot in here!!”.The other one turns around and says..”OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!”
October 7th, 2009 - 13:04
A guy goes to a 5 dollar lady of the night and he gets crabs. So the next day he goes back to complain and the woman says ‘hey, it was only 5 dollars. What did you expect – Lobster?
- Courtesy of Michael Scott
October 7th, 2009 - 18:44
I don’t get it?
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October 7th, 2009 - 18:49
What’s blue and dangerous and lives in a tree?
A bluebird with a machine gun.
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October 10th, 2009 - 13:54
What do apples and oranges have in common?
Neither one can drive a tractor.
–joe
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October 14th, 2009 - 13:35
What’s blue and stands in a field?
A cow in a denim jacket.
November 25th, 2009 - 23:15
really, really, really stupid, did i say really, i meant really!
December 11th, 2009 - 19:37
Whats green…has four legs…and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?….A pool table!!!
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?…look at your ID!!
These muffins are bakeing in the oven..One turns to the other and says…”Damn!!..Its hot in here!!”.The other one turns around and says..”OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!”