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7Oct/097

Here’s another stupid joke

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

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  1. A guy goes to a 5 dollar lady of the night and he gets crabs. So the next day he goes back to complain and the woman says ‘hey, it was only 5 dollars. What did you expect – Lobster?

    - Courtesy of Michael Scott

  2. I don’t get it?
    .-= MacBros´s last blog ..Stop The TV Tax Canada! =-.

  3. What’s blue and dangerous and lives in a tree?

    A bluebird with a machine gun.
    .-= BeckEye´s last blog ..Caption Crotch-test Contest #27 =-.

  4. What do apples and oranges have in common?

    Neither one can drive a tractor.

    –joe
    .-= thefinestkindofpork´s last blog .. =-.

  5. What’s blue and stands in a field?
    A cow in a denim jacket.

  6. really, really, really stupid, did i say really, i meant really!

  7. Whats green…has four legs…and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?….A pool table!!!

    Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?…look at your ID!!

    These muffins are bakeing in the oven..One turns to the other and says…”Damn!!..Its hot in here!!”.The other one turns around and says..”OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!”


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