Comments on: When is it okay to punch a kid in the face?

By: Ev

Ev — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 13:20:59 +0000

I say beat the shit out of the little fucker..then go find his parents..and proceed..well..you know..

By: Cole

Cole — Sat, 08 May 2010 06:10:21 +0000

What if a group of douchebag kids decide to screw with you without outright menacing you in front of your girlfriend? You know, you’re in the movies and let’s say one starts tossing popcorn at the back of your head. It’d be really humiliating to let something like that fly, right Is it okay to deck the fucker then?

Seriously, I’d love a very clear and concise guide that shows when you have good reason to kick the shit out of some asshole kids.

By: April

April — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:51:59 +0000

There’s a kid the same age as my son who lives down the street. His older 17 y/o sister doesn’t like my son. She’s always yelling, cursing, and saying fucked up shit to him. One day he went by there to see if the kid wanted to come out and play. The sister jumped his shit, called him a little douche bag asshole, and told him to get off of their property or she was going to beat his ass for trespassing.

That was it!

He came home and told me what she’d said. I had had a glass of wine in me so I was feeling good, but not too good to drive (it was faster than walking). I jumped out of my car and the bitch was still sitting her fat ass in the driveway. I proceeded to get up in her face and rip her a new asshole, HOPING she would swing on me. No luck. But yeah, that was a time when I wanted to punch a minor.

I know that sounded really immature and I’m not going to make any excuses for my actions.

By: JJ

JJ — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 14:18:59 +0000

This is great news.

By: NHB

NHB — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 03:27:07 +0000

MacBros is good. He said “age is not a factor.” He’s legally correct. I don’t know where this old myth that an adult can’t punch a minor came from. It seems all fifty states agree. Age is not a factor. Of course, there are “child abuse” laws that prohibit adults from abusing kids. Doesn’t matter if they’re related. An adult beats a minor without cause and it’s child abuse, a felony. But if there IS a good reason, that’s different. An adult shatters a minor’s skull because the mook is mugging an old lady or simply menacing anybody, the adult is golden. Age is not a factor, legally. So if I catch a fifteen year old breaking into my car and I have a chance to bash his ribs in with a baseball bat, I will. Because he lunged at me. I swear under penalty of perjury.
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By: MacBros

MacBros — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 03:54:43 +0000

If you’re being threatened, or at risk of serious injury. Then yea. Kick their asses.

There was a problem here with young punks swarming people at night. One fella landed in the hospital for a month because they swarmed him.

The way I see it, is that if they touch you, then age is not a factor.

I mean if a 15 year old kid pulled a gun on a cop, they’ll shoot the little fucker right? Because their defending themselves. Same thing goes for regular old people like us.

OK, now Jason… spill the truth here now. That last bullet point was what really happened to you now didn’t it.

This whole post was to just say you had a bag of shit thrown in your face isn’t it? LOL