One of the ways in which women are more efficient than men

2Feb/108

One of the ways in which women are more efficient than men

When a dude goes to the bathroom at work to take a piss, he'll walk up to the urinal and let it flow. During that act, he might think to himself, "I sorta feel a shit coming on. Yep, something's brewing." He's gotta finish his piss - possibly while clenching a little to hold back the solid waste - and then he'll have to go to a stall to sit down and let loose. Not very efficient.

When women are pissing and they feel the urge to drop logs, they simply let it go right then and there. See? Efficiency.

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MacBros
February 3rd, 2010 - 20:12

Whaaaaa!!!!??? Are you serious!!
LOL
ROFLAO!
I have to say that when I feel either a piss or a shit coming on I know awhile in advance. So If I have to piss, I’m pretty damn sure that i won’t have to stop and take a shit after I’m done pissing. It’s not something that all of a sudden comes over ya’ You know?
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JJ
February 4th, 2010 - 10:18

You’re right. Most of the time, guys know what they’re going in there to do. But there are certainly occasions where it might sneak up on you.
Jack Mule
February 4th, 2010 - 17:57

sometimes i have to shit so bad that i forget to piss entirely until the toilet flush reminds me that yup, fucking bladder is full. that’s usually when i just piss in the sink while washing my hands.
Robguy
February 5th, 2010 - 01:50

You never fail to entertain…
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NHB
February 7th, 2010 - 23:32

I’ve never experienced this. I think we’re supposed to have some kind of fail-safe system to prevent this type of crossover effect. JJ you might have a plumbing issue there. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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JJ
February 8th, 2010 - 10:22

Seriously? That never happens to you?

Once I was standing at a urinal, tried to squeeze out a fart and shit came out. Wait, have I never told this story? I better start writing….
C-Dub
February 28th, 2010 - 08:11

@JJ Back in 2003 when I was still in high school, I was walking across the very crowded lobby of the school. Felt a fart coming on, and with all the commotion I felt like I could rip one and be out of there without consequence. Well, I pushed it and it was a powerful one. Right as the fart was coming to a close, a golfball-size nugget popped out. For the record, then i wore cotton boxers, now I wear boxer briefs. Well, I began walking terribly awkwardly to try and pinch this nugget between my asscheeks. The last thing I wanted was to let the little ball of shit to make an escape through the leg of my denim shorts. I made it to the bathroom, and unfortunately, by squeezing my cheeks together, I made a terrible mess. I came out of the bathroom sans boxers. And the denim to sweaty shaft sensation that I got at after school practice (we were doing sprints that day) was terrible enough that I haven’t even come close to making the same mistake.
JJ
February 28th, 2010 - 23:01

Golf ball? That’s a pretty big nugget.

Similar thing happened to a buddy of mine in college. He was super drunk. When he farted and felt the nugget in his boxers, he shook his right leg to let it roll out. We were standing in the hallway of an apartment building and the turd popped out the bottom of his jeans and sort of bounced off his shoe onto the floor.