Comments on: One of the ways in which women are more efficient than men http://www.thechurning.com/2010/02/02/one-of-the-ways-in-which-women-are-more-efficient-than-men/ Another Reason to Hate the Internet Thu, 09 Feb 2012 04:27:43 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: JJ http://www.thechurning.com/2010/02/02/one-of-the-ways-in-which-women-are-more-efficient-than-men/comment-page-1/#comment-41110 JJ Mon, 01 Mar 2010 03:01:08 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/?p=1733#comment-41110 Golf ball? That's a pretty big nugget. Similar thing happened to a buddy of mine in college. He was super drunk. When he farted and felt the nugget in his boxers, he shook his right leg to let it roll out. We were standing in the hallway of an apartment building and the turd popped out the bottom of his jeans and sort of bounced off his shoe onto the floor. Golf ball? That’s a pretty big nugget.

Similar thing happened to a buddy of mine in college. He was super drunk. When he farted and felt the nugget in his boxers, he shook his right leg to let it roll out. We were standing in the hallway of an apartment building and the turd popped out the bottom of his jeans and sort of bounced off his shoe onto the floor.

]]> By: C-Dub http://www.thechurning.com/2010/02/02/one-of-the-ways-in-which-women-are-more-efficient-than-men/comment-page-1/#comment-41103 C-Dub Sun, 28 Feb 2010 12:11:06 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/?p=1733#comment-41103 @JJ Back in 2003 when I was still in high school, I was walking across the very crowded lobby of the school. Felt a fart coming on, and with all the commotion I felt like I could rip one and be out of there without consequence. Well, I pushed it and it was a powerful one. Right as the fart was coming to a close, a golfball-size nugget popped out. For the record, then i wore cotton boxers, now I wear boxer briefs. Well, I began walking terribly awkwardly to try and pinch this nugget between my asscheeks. The last thing I wanted was to let the little ball of shit to make an escape through the leg of my denim shorts. I made it to the bathroom, and unfortunately, by squeezing my cheeks together, I made a terrible mess. I came out of the bathroom sans boxers. And the denim to sweaty shaft sensation that I got at after school practice (we were doing sprints that day) was terrible enough that I haven't even come close to making the same mistake. @JJ Back in 2003 when I was still in high school, I was walking across the very crowded lobby of the school. Felt a fart coming on, and with all the commotion I felt like I could rip one and be out of there without consequence. Well, I pushed it and it was a powerful one. Right as the fart was coming to a close, a golfball-size nugget popped out. For the record, then i wore cotton boxers, now I wear boxer briefs. Well, I began walking terribly awkwardly to try and pinch this nugget between my asscheeks. The last thing I wanted was to let the little ball of shit to make an escape through the leg of my denim shorts. I made it to the bathroom, and unfortunately, by squeezing my cheeks together, I made a terrible mess. I came out of the bathroom sans boxers. And the denim to sweaty shaft sensation that I got at after school practice (we were doing sprints that day) was terrible enough that I haven’t even come close to making the same mistake.

]]> By: JJ http://www.thechurning.com/2010/02/02/one-of-the-ways-in-which-women-are-more-efficient-than-men/comment-page-1/#comment-40969 JJ Mon, 08 Feb 2010 14:22:38 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/?p=1733#comment-40969 Seriously? That never happens to you? Once I was standing at a urinal, tried to squeeze out a fart and shit came out. Wait, have I never told this story? I better start writing.... Seriously? That never happens to you?

Once I was standing at a urinal, tried to squeeze out a fart and shit came out. Wait, have I never told this story? I better start writing….

]]> By: NHB http://www.thechurning.com/2010/02/02/one-of-the-ways-in-which-women-are-more-efficient-than-men/comment-page-1/#comment-40965 NHB Mon, 08 Feb 2010 03:32:20 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/?p=1733#comment-40965 I've never experienced this. I think we're supposed to have some kind of fail-safe system to prevent this type of crossover effect. JJ you might have a plumbing issue there. Not that there's anything wrong with that. .-= NHB´s last blog ..<a href="http://tastefulinsipidity.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-trip-to-philly.html" rel="nofollow">My trip to Philly</a> =-. I’ve never experienced this. I think we’re supposed to have some kind of fail-safe system to prevent this type of crossover effect. JJ you might have a plumbing issue there. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
.-= NHB´s last blog ..My trip to Philly =-.

]]> By: Robguy http://www.thechurning.com/2010/02/02/one-of-the-ways-in-which-women-are-more-efficient-than-men/comment-page-1/#comment-40952 Robguy Fri, 05 Feb 2010 05:50:53 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/?p=1733#comment-40952 You never fail to entertain... .-= Robguy´s last blog ..<a href="http://notrobsstuff.blogspot.com/2010/02/mancrunch-ad.html" rel="nofollow">The Mancrunch Ad</a> =-. You never fail to entertain…
.-= Robguy´s last blog ..The Mancrunch Ad =-.

]]> By: Jack Mule http://www.thechurning.com/2010/02/02/one-of-the-ways-in-which-women-are-more-efficient-than-men/comment-page-1/#comment-40946 Jack Mule Thu, 04 Feb 2010 21:57:34 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/?p=1733#comment-40946 sometimes i have to shit so bad that i forget to piss entirely until the toilet flush reminds me that yup, fucking bladder is full. that's usually when i just piss in the sink while washing my hands. sometimes i have to shit so bad that i forget to piss entirely until the toilet flush reminds me that yup, fucking bladder is full. that’s usually when i just piss in the sink while washing my hands.

]]> By: JJ http://www.thechurning.com/2010/02/02/one-of-the-ways-in-which-women-are-more-efficient-than-men/comment-page-1/#comment-40942 JJ Thu, 04 Feb 2010 14:18:41 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/?p=1733#comment-40942 You're right. Most of the time, guys know what they're going in there to do. But there are certainly occasions where it might sneak up on you. You’re right. Most of the time, guys know what they’re going in there to do. But there are certainly occasions where it might sneak up on you.

]]> By: MacBros http://www.thechurning.com/2010/02/02/one-of-the-ways-in-which-women-are-more-efficient-than-men/comment-page-1/#comment-40941 MacBros Thu, 04 Feb 2010 00:12:17 +0000 http://www.thechurning.com/?p=1733#comment-40941 Whaaaaa!!!!??? Are you serious!! LOL ROFLAO! I have to say that when I feel either a piss or a shit coming on I know awhile in advance. So If I have to piss, I'm pretty damn sure that i won't have to stop and take a shit after I'm done pissing. It's not something that all of a sudden comes over ya' You know? .-= MacBros´s last blog ..<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/macbrosplace/jzJP/~3/ztCszKZEdo8/" rel="nofollow">Farting Freedom!</a> =-. Whaaaaa!!!!??? Are you serious!!
LOL
ROFLAO!
I have to say that when I feel either a piss or a shit coming on I know awhile in advance. So If I have to piss, I’m pretty damn sure that i won’t have to stop and take a shit after I’m done pissing. It’s not something that all of a sudden comes over ya’ You know?
.-= MacBros´s last blog ..Farting Freedom! =-.

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