Disgusting story with a happy ending
No not that kind of happy ending. You are a sick sick pervert. This story is from a person named Alexandria - which kind of seems weird to me because that's also the name of a city. She posted this as a comment, but I think it deserves its very own post.
Ok so a really hot boy asked me on a date i had been waiting for him to do this for months so when he did i of course said YES!! (little did i know it was on a boat and i get VIOLENTLY!! sick on boats) so we got to the dock and i wanted to say something but i decided that i would be ok so i got on the boat. later i started to feel a little sick but not to bad so i STILL didn't say anything! he turned to kiss me and i leaned in but suddenly it felt like i had gotten punched in the gut and i knew i was going to puke so i turned but i didn't turn fast enough so i ended up puking in his mouth! it was terrible finally i turned and puked into the water. then i turned back to him in time to see him puking off the side of the boat also! it was SO embarrassing! i ended up puking and dry heaving about 5 more times before we got back and he puked one more time......
it was mortifying but he called me back in about a week and we got married 5yrs l8r !!!!!!
Congrats, Alexandria. You married the kind of guy who doesn't mind tasting someone else's puke. Tee hee.
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March 9th, 2010 - 15:52
Who knew that the best way to land a husband is to puke in his mouth? Crazy.
March 9th, 2010 - 17:08
I don’t know if I’d say it’s the best way… Tee hee
March 20th, 2010 - 18:12
my hubby got kinda mad when he found out i posted this story… he HATES! remembering this moment!
March 22nd, 2011 - 03:07
freaking awesome!
April 24th, 2011 - 03:03
LMAO!!!!!
One time i was at schooland in 7th grade and we were on a week long overnight feildtrip to Sacramento which is a 3 ohur drive from school. About halfway through the busride there my friend rosie said she felt like she was going to puke. I told her to take the isle seat and throw up on the ground if she needed to. About 10 minutes later she whispered, “Oh-no…” and threw up EVERYWHERE! All the girls started gagging and the dudes were laughing and screaming like someone cut the cheese. We had to pull over and waited till she finished puking and her parents came to get her.
2 days into the trip like 3 other kids in my cabin threw up all nite and left the next day. By the like 4 or 5 day 8 kids went home throwing up everywhere. Then that nite i felt a little sick but shook it off. The bunk beds there have a full on the bottom and a twin on the top. So if u slept on the bottom bunk and the girl on the top bunk threw up it would land on your face. I got scared so i slept on the top. Around 2:30 am i woke up sweating and i thought to myself “Oh C**p! i m gonna puke!” the girl on the bottom bunk was a snorer so her mouth was wide open. I leaned over the railing and spewed everywhere! It went in that girls mouth and she woke up and puked on the floor and when she was done she started screaming. And of course i was still puking. So im puking and shes screaming so the teachers akll ran in and they saw me and were like OMG! They ran over and tried to help me off the top bunk and i puked so much i passed out. I dont know why! When i woke up i was laying in the bathroom surrounded by teachers and classmates. I leaned over and started puking more! It turns out 2 of the boys were puking in the other bathroom and our moms had to come pick us up. I was puking for 9 days straight! Apparently really bada stomach flu was going around. I passed it to like 4 people. I was so glad when it was over!