The Churning
27May/102

Finally some positive feedback

Just got the best feedback ever. Three simple words from Lexi:

you are awesome.

I tend to agree. I'm sort of a badass. But not everyone is with me on that. Usually the kind of things I get from the Feedback form are similar to this little gem from a dude named Stan:

I lv gal suckin dick bcs it makes a man lv her more.so if any gal wnt2suck mail me.or cal me [Phone # omitted]

And then of course there are the random business propositions. Most are offers to increase my search engine traffic for a small fee. Others are people asking that I link to their blog because it's "snarky" and they think I'm into that. But every once in a while I get very specific requests for financial guidance, like this one from Bill:

I found the page about there being no albino porn. You state that there's money to be made. I recently dated a super sexy African American albino woman and I've taken over 1200 naked pictures of her. How could I make money with them?

This seems completely ridiculous. Porn is free. So that's going to get in the way. You could start a fetish site that charges a fee, but if you have zero knowledge of online business and you are trying to shill pictures of an ex-girlfriend (probably without her consent), you're starting down the wrong path. Try this instead: get a regular job. Finish school. Forget your dreams of breaking into the porn biz. You're not cut out for it, man.

On another note: You should probably start stalking me on Facebook. It's where I spend most of my online time these days. Here's the page for my band:
http://www.facebook.com/thecodesband

Later, nerds.

-J

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  1. I get those damn e-mails (from contact form) from people asking me to have them help me get my site more visitors too. Fucking annoying. And I have in Bold Red Letters telling them not to pedal anything to me because I don’t buy shit from anybody selling me shit that way. And especially not when they completely ignore the Bold Red Letters saying to basically fuck off in a nice way.
    MacBros´s last blog ..Low-Flow Toilets My ComLuv Profile

  2. I can’t believe you are still looking to the goddamned internets for feedback. Only the dregs of society live on the internest..endlessly trolling websites to give out their fetid positions on random bullshittery.

    Oh..wait..I complained about the very thing I am doing..

    “Irony”


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