Meat is so versatile

Meat is the only food you can mold into different shapes to create totally unique meals. Take a giant pile of raw meat, shape it into little spheres, cook that shit, and you have meatballs. Mush the meat into a long thick roll, cook it, and you have meatloaf. The same goes for chicken nuggets and fish sticks.

You can't do that shit with bread. Breadballs? Nope. Breadloaf? Hardly - bread is naturally in loaf form. How about corn? Cornballs? That's a fucking insult, not a food. Orangesquares, avacadotriangles, cabbagetrapezoids? Ridiculous.

Though I am a little confused. People form meat into all kinds of shapes and cook it, but they don't always name it after the shape they created. No one calls hot dogs "meatsticks". And you wouldn't refer to a hamburger as a "meatcircle" or a "meatdisc". I think you should. It's so much more descriptive. Next time you're at the ballpark watching a game, make sure to order a meatstick and a meatcircle. They'll appreciate your clarity.