I’m going to make this as simple for everyone as possible. 
 
Guys watch porno because:
1.) We get bored.
2.) We get to see things they would not normally consider attempting with our significant other.
3.) We have dicks.
4.) Because we like looking at “nekkid womans”. 
5.) And because sometimes, we just want to jerk off.  Jesus Christ.  I mean, honestly, you [...]

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Fucking funny.

I know you all think JJ’s hot shit, now that his band is taking off. I know this, and yet I can feel your doubt.
“Ev”, you slyly poke, “Can’t you rock?”
Normally, this would be the point that I trot out my old bass, dust it off and play “Mary had a fucking little fucking [...]