Shit.  Now I’m addicted to this Guess the Google game.  Thanks for nothing, Shirley.

I’ve got a lot of friends in the TV news business. They’ve been involved in hundreds of on-air interviews, but I suspect few have been as fun as this one! Be sure to watch until the end for the super special surprise.

(Hat tip: Joethe)

I know The Churning has discussed shaved nutsacks and vaginal hairstyles before, but the Shave Everywhere ad campaign takes it to a whole new smoothly cropped level. We’re talking bald assholes, shorn cock-shafts, and silky smooth ballbags.

God damn, that is the gayest thing I’ve ever written.

This cat looks just like Hitler:

There are a bunch of others at the Hitler Cats blog. Who knew this phenomenon even existed?

(Hat tip: Catherine Penfold-Waxman)

Ev’s in Philly this weekend. This is the result:

You can totally see up my nose. Check out more flip offs over at MacBros Place.

I don’t care that your friend says they know someone who worked with a dude who knew a lady who named her kids Oranjello and Lemonjello.  It’s not fucking true.  In fact, it’s racist.
More info here and here.

Going balls out is easy for dudes.  It’s laundry day and you have no clean underwear?  Fuck it.  Don’t wear ‘em.  I always assumed the same was true for ladies, but apparently girls have to prepare a little before spending a day sans-skivvies.

That’s why some genius invented the AntiPanti.  Perfect for sluts and hippies on the go.  It’s like a maxi-pad without those pesky panties.  Yay!  Or… gross.

This guy is a friend of a friend of a friend. Check out how he described himself on MySpace:

There are some things in this world you can’t stop or contain such as my pimp hand, the guido fist pump, the iroc-z, the wifebeater, multiple gold chains, the italian horn, the italian flag, 18″ subs, house music, the duece, and B.K.I.M.  The sooner you “know” this the better off you will be, but seriously don’t make me take a combo to your head…

Just some examples if you will.  Just once I took my way strong pimp hand into a rapid fire guido fist pump and I could seriously see sweat glistening off peoples foreheads but that wasn’t enough.  Why stop there?  I took the guido fist pump to the 3rd degree and girls were overheating and passing out.  Bringing anything else to the table such as the wifebeater or god-forbid the iroc -z could have turned this move so powerful it would have tested the boundries of the universe and tempted to almost tear the fabric of reality itself.

For a newbie it’s best to start light with multiple gold chains + italian horn or the wifebeater + italian horn.  These simple but effective combos are just the begginning of being an unstoppable force.  Generally speaking the iroc-z is the prerequisite if you want to be truly unstoppable.  Sometimes I will rock the fist pump out of the t-tops of my iroc-z with the 18″ subs with house music with italian flag, multiple gold chains + italian horn and to round it off with style the wifebeater…  That combo took me from the mayor of hylan blvd to the president of 86th street.  I would have headlined the 18th ave feast but I was too busy getting the duece together.

The combos are limitless and a master never tells all his secrets…  Feel free to create your own combos drop me a line and see how you fare, but I must warn you with upper level combos such as the ones above I take no responsibility for the aftermath.

Imagine if George W. accidentally ingested some truth serum before delivering his State of the Union Address.  The result might lead to an opening line like, “Every year, by law and by custom, we meet here to threaten the world.”
Yes this eBaumsWorld clip is old, but I can’t help laughing every time I see it.

Should I be embarrassed that I scored 90% on this?

Everyone dies.  Even people on MySpace.

(Click on “latest deaths” at the top of the page.)

I can’t figure it out. Someone made a feature length documentary covering dozens of alternative hypotheses about the events of September 11, 2001, and the movie’s not even listed on IMDB. Maybe there’s some kind of conspiracy against the filmmakers.

The movie is Loose Change 2nd Edition. You can watch it on Google Video. Among other theories, the film suggests:

• Commercial jets didn’t hit the twin towers. Unmanned US military planes did.
• The towers didn’t fall because of the planes. They fell because of carefully placed demolition charges.
• A plane did not hit the Pentagon. A US cruise missle did.
• Flight 93 didn’t crash in Pennsylvania. It landed safely in Cleveland.
• The cell phone calls from scared passengers were faked.

Believe me, I’m not saying I buy into all of this (or any of it). I don’t typically buy into conspiracy theories anyway, and I won’t accept any of the film’s ideas without further investigation. But it is incredibly interesting and I do hope the case isn’t offically closed regarding September eleventh. In 20, 50, or 100 years, what will the history books say about 9/11? Will the current government endorsed answers continue to be accepted? Will someone investigate the hypotheses brought up in this film? Will any or all of these theories prove to be true?

not the soccer player silly!!!!!

but the guy playing a piece of poop.

david cross. wierd……..

marijuana kills

Ever wondered what would happen if you went to a free translation website and translated a sentence to French… then translated the resulting sentence back to English… then to German… then back to English… then to Italian… then back to English… then to Portuguese… then back to English… then to Spanish… then finally back to English?

Well then try it - Duhhhhh… The Babelizer does this automatically.

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