The Churning

Ev’s in Philly this weekend. This is the result:

You can totally see up my nose. Check out more flip offs over at MacBros Place.

I don’t care that your friend says they know someone who worked with a dude who knew a lady who named her kids Oranjello and Lemonjello.  It’s not fucking true.  In fact, it’s racist.
More info here and here.

Going balls out is easy for dudes.  It’s laundry day and you have no clean underwear?  Fuck it.  Don’t wear ‘em.  I always assumed the same was true for ladies, but apparently girls have to prepare a little before spending a day sans-skivvies.
That’s why some genius invented the AntiPanti.  Perfect for sluts and hippies on [...]

This guy is a friend of a friend of a friend. Check out how he described himself on MySpace:
There are some things in this world you can’t stop or contain such as my pimp hand, the guido fist pump, the iroc-z, the wifebeater, multiple gold chains, the italian horn, the italian flag, 18″ subs, house [...]

Imagine if George W. accidentally ingested some truth serum before delivering his State of the Union Address.  The result might lead to an opening line like, “Every year, by law and by custom, we meet here to threaten the world.”
Yes this eBaumsWorld clip is old, but I can’t help laughing every time I see it.

Should I be embarrassed that I scored 90% on this?

Everyone dies.  Even people on MySpace.
(Click on “latest deaths” at the top of the page.)

I can’t figure it out. Someone made a feature length documentary covering dozens of alternative hypotheses about the events of September 11, 2001, and the movie’s not even listed on IMDB. Maybe there’s some kind of conspiracy against the filmmakers.
The movie is Loose Change 2nd Edition. You can watch it on Google Video. Among other [...]

not the soccer player silly!!!!!

but the guy playing a piece of poop.
david cross. wierd……..

marijuana kills