Bullshit my older brother told me

When I was a little kid, my older brother used to make up shit just to scare me. Here are a few of the things he told me (and I completely believed him):

1. Spiders live inside the couch. If you fall asleep there at night, they crawl out of the couch and all over your body and face. They might even lay eggs inside your ears and mouth.

2. Peanut butter and crackers combine to form glue inside your stomach. Eating too many crackers with peanut butter will basically turn your insides into a brick. You won't be able to digest any food or water and eventually you'll die from starvation.

3. Watermelon seeds grow into vines inside your stomach. Similar to #2 on this list, if you swallow watermelon seeds, they'll grow into vines that spread into your esophagus and intestines. And if you survive that, they'll eventually sprout watermelons that sill surely obstruct your digestion and breathing until you die.

4. If you stay in one position too long, your bones will fuse into place. Don't sit still for too long on the couch or you won't be able to bend your arms and legs. This also affects how you sleep. You have to wake up every hour or two and move around so you won't turn into a human statue overnight.