The Churning

There is a cavity in the sacrum where Sumo Wrestlers hide thier nuts while they wrestle.

I can’t stop laughing at this. Especially the line at the 28 second mark.

(Hat tip: O&A)

Okay - keep this scale in mind. It ranges from Straight to Metro to Gay, with Metro residing right in the middle.

Now tell me where you think the following drinks belong on this scale:

Amstel Light
Appletini
Car bomb
Cider
Cosmopolitan
Gin and tonic
Heineken
Manhattan
Margarita
Martini straight up
Mint julip
Mojito
Mudslide
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Red wine
Scotch rocks
Vodka Red Bull
Whiskey shot
Whiskey sour
White wine

We’re not dead. Just busy. Enjoy this tasty morsel from the always hilarious Bob Odenkirk:

Clamgina!

I just found out that the original twelve-step program is based on religion. The steps include stupid shit like turn our will and our lives over to the care of God, have God remove all these defects of character, and improve our conscious contact with God. What a pile of horseshit - well [...]

the feeling that is……..
 
no need to worry harry potter fans! your next step will be into these shoes!
 
ps - for people who need to naturally shrink thier penis.

I have an un-cut cock.
I am no biblical follower of Abraham, and to tell you all the truth I’m proud to have an all natural Johnson. I love my foreskin for many reasons and here are my top five:
5. Accidental Zip-up Protection
4. Added characters for my penis puppetry act. (Hungry baby bird, Eiffel tower [...]

Watch this. Do it.

Gay is the new Jew. Not 1940’s Germany. More like 1980’s suburbia.
I was thinking that gay might be the new black, but I’m pretty sure black is the new black.
Anyway, it’s completely culturally acceptable to make fun of homosexuals - like doing a faux-effeminate voice for comedic effect or calling a dude gay [...]