Entries in the ‘I Hate Spammers’ Category:

Email Spam: How Far does the Rabbit Hole Go?

I’ve been getting some really strange email spam lately.  These new emails don’t contain the typical product descriptions and hyperlinks surrounded by surreal word combinations written with awful grammar.  Instead, it’s just a picture.  That’s it.  One jpg.
And the strangest thing is there’s no link and no contact info.  If these idiots somehow managed to [...]

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Dear Friend Lets be Friends

Shirley’s been getting some strange spam lately and I wanted to jump on the bandwagon. So I figured I should share this fucked up email I got last week.
I’m not even sure it’s spam. There’s no advertising involved or anything. In fact, don’t even bother reading the whole thing. Just skim down to the part [...]

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Bigger Your Penis

I got some ridiculous spam this morning:
COME ON LITTLE-D1CK, SPEND 60 BUCKS TO INCREASE 2-INCHES you
Bigger Your Small-Size Peniis
The Only Safe & Natural Way To Bigger ur Size promised
Become Thicker & up to 3-inch longer after 1-2 months
happened Dont Wait, Bigger Today & Fuuck Tomorrow
These spammers really need to take an English refresher course. They’re [...]

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Spammers Beware

MacBros came up with a new way to combat comment spam. He changes the comment to say what he thinks it should say. Here’s one of the altered comments:
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Hi I’m a low life Spammer. I suck balls and need a good cock punch for trying to spamm MacBros’ Blog with my feeble attempt of [...]

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E-mail Spammers Should Rot in Hell (Which Doesn’t Actually Exist)

An insulting e-mail was forwarded to me from someone I care about. I’m going to attack this e-mail, but keep in mind, I’m addressing the person who wrote it and not the person who forwarded it to me.
This very strange e-mail attempts to prove that Christianity belongs in the US government. It goes a little [...]

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