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It’s true. The infamous JackEbrown is not only a D-list celebrity here in the US; he’s also a marginal internet celeb overseas!

It all started with this clip that was forwarded in emails from bored corporate cogs across America. Soon, the big fella was part of a scandalous story that aired on TV news. Then as you all know, he ended up on MADtv’s “On the Download.”

Now, his moves are making waves in Japan. I asked the jiggly gigolo what he could tell me about his new found Asian fans and here’s what he had to say:

I get hit up from dubai,saudi arabia, japan, malaysia….everywhere…

A friend of mine was in Japan and since he was a fat american guy some kids asked him if they knew of me….and they whip out their video ipods and show him my headsprung video. lol That was a moment for me. He said ‘Yes I know him…wait til he hears this!’

When Japanese kids have your clip on their video iPods - that’s how you know your 15 minutes of fame have begun.  Enjoy it, JackEbrown.  You rock!

You all surely remember JackEbrown, longtime friend of The Churning. He’s the guy who has mad dancing skills, a belly the size of Texas, and easy access to a camcorder. It was almost a year ago when we posted a video of the “fat guy dancing” to an LL Cool J song, and soon after that, dude was on MADtv.

That clip still brings us hits. And now, Jack’s at it again. This time, he’s attempting a salsa striptease. Here’s the email he sent:

Thought I’d let you guys have a premiere! LOL You did so well with my last one getting me a Mad TV gig thought i’d submit something new. Let me know what you think!!

JackEbrown

Myspace is a Sickness

I’m addicted to Myspace.

I just got back from a weekend visiting family in Florida. I could’ve spent my short stay talking to family, looking through photos, eating meals together, etc. But instead, I spent most of the time on my brother-in-law’s laptop, searching for old friends through Myspace.

This guy is one of my new friends:

Yep, he’s back, the infamous JackEBrown!

As you all remember, I posted this video back in June and a few months later MadTV e-mailed me trying to get in touch with the dancing heavyweight. Then JackEBrown left a comment on The Churning, thanking all you loyal readers for the positive feedback.

When he left his comment he also gave me his e-mail address, so I forwarded the MadTV e-mail. Suddenly, JackEBrown got his 15 minutes of fame. Check out this latest comment from my new Myspace pal:

thanks again for the love. i appeared on mad tv the weekend of Nov. 12th. It was dumb. They insulted me as i knew they would but they went to far as to call me a ‘guy who looks like a fat pig dancing in his underwear’ it really hurt my feelings. but oh well. lots of people saw it. the web hits have been great. thanks again for the love. i really appreciate it. i hear Bravo has a new show it can appear on. I sent it to them……it all started here!:) Thanks!

You gotta admit, Jack rocks the house. Go be his friend and leave him a nice comment.

Oh yeah, while you’re at it - be my friend too. You know you want to. (You can also link up with J.Mo, Jimmy and Jillian!)

The Infamous Jack E. Brown

This guy left a comment on The Churning today:

That’s right - Jack E. Brown! The Churning got a lot of attention for posting a video of this badass dancing, including an e-mail from producers at MADtv.

Turns out Jack is a great sport. Here’s what he had to say about the original post:

This is THE JackEbrown!! I love your comments!:) Thanks for the love. Usually I’m afraid to read this shit but I really enjoyed this. Glad you’re with the tittie rubbin’! thats the only part im’ embarassed about..oh and the fact that there is a longer version of this with the full monty! Thank God it got edited!!!for your sake!LOL This video actually got a jail adminstrator here in seattle fired for sending inappropriate email. So its official. I’m ‘inappropriate’!LOL

Jack, you fucking rock!

MADtv Reads The Churning

This is an actual e-mail I received yesterday:
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Fat Guy Dancing

Jack E. Brown is my new idol. He’s confident. He’s got all the right moves. And he’s well-fed.



Update: JackEbrown attempts a salsa striptease!