Posted in Humor, JackEbrown on May 11th, 2006 26 Comments »
It’s true. The infamous JackEbrown is not only a D-list celebrity here in the US; he’s also a marginal internet celeb overseas!
It all started with this clip that was forwarded in emails from bored corporate cogs across America. Soon, the big fella was part of a scandalous story that aired on TV news. Then as you all know, he ended up on MADtv’s “On the Download.”
Now, his moves are making waves in Japan. I asked the jiggly gigolo what he could tell me about his new found Asian fans and here’s what he had to say:
I get hit up from dubai,saudi arabia, japan, malaysia….everywhere…
A friend of mine was in Japan and since he was a fat american guy some kids asked him if they knew of me….and they whip out their video ipods and show him my headsprung video. lol That was a moment for me. He said ‘Yes I know him…wait til he hears this!’
When Japanese kids have your clip on their video iPods - that’s how you know your 15 minutes of fame have begun. Enjoy it, JackEbrown. You rock!
Posted in Humor, JackEbrown on May 9th, 2006 25 Comments »
You all surely remember JackEbrown, longtime friend of The Churning. He’s the guy who has mad dancing skills, a belly the size of Texas, and easy access to a camcorder. It was almost a year ago when we posted a video of the “fat guy dancing” to an LL Cool J song, and soon after that, dude was on MADtv.
That clip still brings us hits. And now, Jack’s at it again. This time, he’s attempting a salsa striptease. Here’s the email he sent:
Thought I’d let you guys have a premiere! LOL You did so well with my last one getting me a Mad TV gig thought i’d submit something new. Let me know what you think!!
JackEbrown
Posted in MySpace, JackEbrown on December 12th, 2005 17 Comments »
I’m addicted to Myspace.
I just got back from a weekend visiting family in Florida. I could’ve spent my short stay talking to family, looking through photos, eating meals together, etc. But instead, I spent most of the time on my brother-in-law’s laptop, searching for old friends through Myspace.
This guy is one of my new friends:
Yep, he’s back, the infamous JackEBrown!
As you all remember, I posted this video back in June and a few months later MadTV e-mailed me trying to get in touch with the dancing heavyweight. Then JackEBrown left a comment on The Churning, thanking all you loyal readers for the positive feedback.
When he left his comment he also gave me his e-mail address, so I forwarded the MadTV e-mail. Suddenly, JackEBrown got his 15 minutes of fame. Check out this latest comment from my new Myspace pal:
thanks again for the love. i appeared on mad tv the weekend of Nov. 12th. It was dumb. They insulted me as i knew they would but they went to far as to call me a ‘guy who looks like a fat pig dancing in his underwear’ it really hurt my feelings. but oh well. lots of people saw it. the web hits have been great. thanks again for the love. i really appreciate it. i hear Bravo has a new show it can appear on. I sent it to them……it all started here!:) Thanks!
You gotta admit, Jack rocks the house. Go be his friend and leave him a nice comment.
Oh yeah, while you’re at it - be my friend too. You know you want to. (You can also link up with J.Mo, Jimmy and Jillian!)
Posted in JackEbrown on October 3rd, 2005 11 Comments »
This guy left a comment on The Churning today:
That’s right - Jack E. Brown! The Churning got a lot of attention for posting a video of this badass dancing, including an e-mail from producers at MADtv.
Turns out Jack is a great sport. Here’s what he had to say about the original post:
This is THE JackEbrown!! I love your comments!:) Thanks for the love. Usually I’m afraid to read this shit but I really enjoyed this. Glad you’re with the tittie rubbin’! thats the only part im’ embarassed about..oh and the fact that there is a longer version of this with the full monty! Thank God it got edited!!!for your sake!LOL This video actually got a jail adminstrator here in seattle fired for sending inappropriate email. So its official. I’m ‘inappropriate’!LOL
Jack, you fucking rock!
Posted in JackEbrown on September 7th, 2005 2 Comments »
This is an actual e-mail I received yesterday:
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Posted in Humor, JackEbrown on June 8th, 2005 42 Comments »
Jack E. Brown is my new idol. He’s confident. He’s got all the right moves. And he’s well-fed.
Update: JackEbrown attempts a salsa striptease!