This cartoon was brought to you by the letters:

C-O-C and K!

Appreciate the cock, ladies!

I’m leaving for Bonnaroo today, so I’ll be away from The Churning until the middle of next week.  I’m sure some of you are surprised to know I’ll be spending several days in the middle of nowhere with limited internet access at a music festival swarming with hippies.  I mean, it’s common knowledge that I hate jam bands.

But the thing is, Bonnaroo’s not entirely focused on jam bands.  This year, there’s Radiohead, Tom Petty, Elvis Costello, Sonic Youth, Beck, Stephen Malkmus,  Cypress Hill, Bright Eyes, Death Cab for Cutie, and comedians like Patton Oswalt, Demetri Martin and Lewis Black.  Blah blah blah.  I sound like a Bonnaroo shill.

Anyway, Ev’s in charge while I’m away.  As you know, he’s been hard at work on The Churning’s newest series: “Kidz’ Korner!“ So with that in mind I leave you with Ev’s latest creation:

More reasons why The Churning will never be allowed to host a children’s television program:

Reason #whatever: It’s hard to teach math when you’re high.

(Art and concept by Ev)

We’re obssessed with sex.

I’ll bet you didn’t know that E.T. was a child molester. He’s done with Elliot and now he’s coming for you!

From Ev’s demented brain over at the Q-dub:

(Image by Ev)

Everyone knows Bert is evil. But I had no idea The Count was a pimp.GTAVideo Games.The Churning

We all knew it would happen eventually…

Damn. Pacman just got his perfectly round skull busted open. I guess that’s what you get when you run from the undead po po.

Two things:

1. Be like Ev and Michael. Submit something.
2. Leave a comment you friggin’ lurkers. I know you’re out there.

I have no words to describe this atrocity.

All I can say is Ev’s an evil genius. Check out the Creative category for more.

BTW, check out MooAlex, where I’m guest blogging today.

This time, Ev takes on American pop culture.

“I will cut you.”