Like a giant turd being squeezed out, the Shit List just keeps growing.

For any new readers:
This is a master list of euphemisms for shitting. I started with five classics. The Churning Loyalists then added to the list in the comments section. Wash. Rinse. Repeat. The list is now compiled and it’s your turn again.

Here’s what we’ve got so far:

1. A floating crap game
2. AM BM
3. Backing the bus out of the garage
4. Bajsa
5. Baking brownies
6. Bio Break
7. Blasting a dookie
8. Building a log cabin
9. Building a poo cabin
10. Burying some cable
11. Bust out a Nug Nug
12. Butt cobras
13. Butt gherkin
14. Charm an upside down brown snake
15. Check my messages
16. Check the pipes
17. Cleaning out the vertical file
18. Cleanse the colon
19. Clear out some inventory
20. Code 3
21. Code Brown
22. Colon bowlin’
23. Contemplate my existence
24. Contributing to nature
25. Crackin’ off a couple of bricks
26. Crowning
27. Curl one down
28. Cut a cable
29. Dispensing some Soft-Serve
30. Download
31. Drop a deuce
32. Drop the kids off at the pool
33. Drop wolf bait
34. Droppin a load
35. Dropping a bomb
36. Dropping science
37. Exorcise the demons
38. Faça exame de uma merda
39. Feed the water gods
40. Fertilize the ferns
41. Get rid of some lunch
42. Give birth to a brown baby Marine
43. Giving Birth
44. Go number two
45. Go phone Elvis
46. Go to the thinking room
47. Go upstairs and check __
48. Going for a dump
49. Got the Hershey squirts
50. Gotta take a squirter
51. Grow a tail
52. Have a crap
53. Have some alone time
54. Heave a Havana
55. I gotta heave ho
56. I’m going to go sit down
57. Jumpers in the door
58. Lägga en korv
59. Lay down some spicy brown
60. Lay some pipe
61. Leaving a floater
62. Let the corn out
63. Lose a few pounds
64. Lucy placing a charlie brown kick
65. Make a Cleveland steamer
66. Make a donation to the porcelin god
67. Make some butt coffee
68. Make some room
69. Molesting my asshole
70. My band’s about to have an ep release
71. My poop is playing peek-a-boo
72. Nehmen Sie eine Scheiße
73. Numero dos
74. Open up a can of soup
75. Open wide for chunky
76. Park my breakfast
77. Pay homage to burger king
78. Pay the band
79. Pinch one off
80. Pinchin’ a stink pickle
81. Pinching a loaf
82. Piss out my ass
83. Prairie doggin’
84. Prenda una merda
85. Prenez une merde
86. Press a coil
87. Push some putty
88. Put my knuckles to the ground
89. Put my thoughts down on paper
90. Putting in my two weeks notice
91. Read a book
92. Red light flashing
93. Release the beasts
94. Releasing the chocolate hostages
95. Rob the bakery
96. Roll some logs
97. Rolling a cigar
98. Say goodbye to Mr. Brown
99. Secret activity #1
100. See a man about a horse
101. Send a fax
102. Serving up a poo poo platter
103. Shee-Shee
104. Shoo-Shoo
105. Shoot some craps
106. Skita
107. Slide one out
108. Squash out a fun log
109. Squash out a yule log
110. Squeeze out a Lincoln
111. Squeezing out a flesh slurpee
112. Stretch the anus
113. Ta en rövare
114. Take a seat on the throne
115. Take the Browns to the Superbowl
116. Take the kids for a swim
117. Taking a signal 92
118. Taking Bill Cosby’s kids to the lake
119. The brown is down
120. The three S’s
121. Throw a wild deuce in the pot
122. Throwing a curve ball
123. Tome una mierda
124. Turtle head pokin out
125. Turtlin’ it
126. Visit fortress of solitude
127. Visit the library
128. Visit the throne
129. Visiting fonzie’s office
130. Visiting the Brown Mound of Rebound
131. Visiting the crapper
132. Waking Winnie the Pooh
133. Watch the Jamaican bobsled team

Add to the list by leaving comments. I’ll include your suggestions on the list.

I used another euphemism for shitting today that wasn’t already on the list. So I figured I should revive this for one more round.
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I’m not sure if this will last another week, but let’s give it a shot.
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going to the palm prom

let’s go people………………………

Update Feb 16, 2006:
Add to the list here.

I started this last week - a master list of euphemisms for shitting.
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Someone recently arrived at The Churning by Googling “take a shit” euphemisms. While I have used euphemisms for taking a shit, I’ve never listed them out or anything. That horrible trend stops now. I present to you, my loyal readers, the beginning of a master list of euphemisms for shitting.
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