I think that means you drink for free if a riot breaks out… which I guess is sorta obvious.

Anyway - The Codes aren’t dead. We simply took a break. Now we’re back. Come see us Saturday Feb 2 at The Fire in Philly. I’ll be wearing the gayest t-shirt of all time. Oh - and check out our new songs.

No I do not want a Macy’s giftcard. Thanks for nothing.

I just closed my Friendster account. The site is on its last legs. Plus, who needs Friendster when you have MySpace. I mean shit, even my street has a MySpace page. All the top friends are my neighbors.

Webster Street could kick your street’s ass any day.

(Hat tip: Freshie)

This guy is a friend of a friend of a friend. Check out how he described himself on MySpace:

There are some things in this world you can’t stop or contain such as my pimp hand, the guido fist pump, the iroc-z, the wifebeater, multiple gold chains, the italian horn, the italian flag, 18″ subs, house music, the duece, and B.K.I.M.  The sooner you “know” this the better off you will be, but seriously don’t make me take a combo to your head…

Just some examples if you will.  Just once I took my way strong pimp hand into a rapid fire guido fist pump and I could seriously see sweat glistening off peoples foreheads but that wasn’t enough.  Why stop there?  I took the guido fist pump to the 3rd degree and girls were overheating and passing out.  Bringing anything else to the table such as the wifebeater or god-forbid the iroc -z could have turned this move so powerful it would have tested the boundries of the universe and tempted to almost tear the fabric of reality itself.

For a newbie it’s best to start light with multiple gold chains + italian horn or the wifebeater + italian horn.  These simple but effective combos are just the begginning of being an unstoppable force.  Generally speaking the iroc-z is the prerequisite if you want to be truly unstoppable.  Sometimes I will rock the fist pump out of the t-tops of my iroc-z with the 18″ subs with house music with italian flag, multiple gold chains + italian horn and to round it off with style the wifebeater…  That combo took me from the mayor of hylan blvd to the president of 86th street.  I would have headlined the 18th ave feast but I was too busy getting the duece together.

The combos are limitless and a master never tells all his secrets…  Feel free to create your own combos drop me a line and see how you fare, but I must warn you with upper level combos such as the ones above I take no responsibility for the aftermath.

Everyone dies.  Even people on MySpace.

(Click on “latest deaths” at the top of the page.)

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Be my friend. (I’m a MySpace dork.)

so a lot of bands and porno people buy this “thing” that randomly sends myspace friend requests to people. 99.99% of these annoy the fuck out of me. but i just got this one.

blowfly for president

or i just still might be drunk from last night.

here’s a great myspace link of all of the made up toms of myspace

stifler’s tom is a good one.

I’m addicted to Myspace.

I just got back from a weekend visiting family in Florida. I could’ve spent my short stay talking to family, looking through photos, eating meals together, etc. But instead, I spent most of the time on my brother-in-law’s laptop, searching for old friends through Myspace.

This guy is one of my new friends:

(Click the picture to see the video.)

Yep, he’s back, the infamous JackEBrown!

As you all remember, I posted this video back in June and a few months later MadTV e-mailed me trying to get in touch with the dancing heavyweight. Then JackEBrown left a comment on The Churning, thanking all you loyal readers for the positive feedback.

When he left his comment he also gave me his e-mail address, so I forwarded the MadTV e-mail. Suddenly, JackEBrown got his 15 minutes of fame. Check out this latest comment from my new Myspace pal:

thanks again for the love. i appeared on mad tv the weekend of Nov. 12th. It was dumb. They insulted me as i knew they would but they went to far as to call me a ‘guy who looks like a fat pig dancing in his underwear’ it really hurt my feelings. but oh well. lots of people saw it. the web hits have been great. thanks again for the love. i really appreciate it. i hear Bravo has a new show it can appear on. I sent it to them……it all started here!:) Thanks!

You gotta admit, Jack rocks the house. Go be his friend and leave him a nice comment.

Oh yeah, while you’re at it - be my friend too. You know you want to. (You can also link up with J.Mo, Jimmy and Jillian!)